"Heyyyyy! Why's the cat inside and I'm stuck out here?! "-Jo-Ann
"I keep tellin you guys... I am NOT a "morning doggie"-Callie
"Ya see ah tooh righ ere in a baa? Ah's uh on thaa huts."-Bobbi Charnock
"Help! My mouth is stuck open and my eye is stuck shut!"-Starrmarie Barry
"Living La Vida Loca..." WATCH OUT Ricky Martin... here I come!"-Robin Y
"All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth! "-Fran
"Oooohhhhhhhh... 99 Bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beeeeeer...
Taaaaake one down pass it around... 98 bottles of beer on the wall!!!!!!!! "-Janis Wetherbee
"I'm not a morning person!"-Anonymous
"Where am I? What happened? Hey, anybody got any caffeine for me?"-Dank
"Where is my food!!!"-Mary Jane Taylor
"Been there, done that!"-Elizabeth Null
"Hay man, what's happening, ya it's me the Big Bad Wolf talking!"-Freddie Wisser
"Did I chip it? What do you mean you can't tell? It's the only on there! Is it
chipped or not?!?!?!?!?! "-Jennifer Harper
"Maaaaaaaaaaaa! LET ME IN! "-Darra
"I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and wise. And, I pity any
girl who isn't me tonight. "-Val Clark
"Waaaaaaa! I really didn't chew up the carpet while you were on vacation! I
didn't! I also didn't bite the cat, or poop under the table, or break your favorite
vase! Oh, you uh, didn't find those yet did 'ya... "-Victoria
"My Mom always told me I was cute."-Adam Costello
"Mental Note: Stay AWAY from the CRAZY GLUE... stay AWAY from the CRAZY GLUE..."-Mike
"Urrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppp! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"-Stan
"Hey! Want to play fetch? I've got my favorite make believe ball right here."-Doc
"the pooper is plugged..."-Linda W. Howlllll
"See it Doc? It's the one on the bottom left that is loose. Do you need to pull it?"-Les Hughey
"A face only a mother could love."-Dave
"Happy birthday to Meeeee! Happy birthday to ME! Happy birthday dear Meeeeeeee, Happy birthday to ME!"-Anonymous
"Now where's my bed"-Laura
"Don't say it.. or the hair of this dog might bite you!"-Dee Scott
"OOOHHHHH, what a Beau-ti-fullllll morrnnnning, OH, what a beautiful day!"-Cathy
"Get that darn camera out of my face! It's killing my eyes!!!!!!!!!!! "-Danielle
"Bleechhhhhh! Cats taste awful! "-Jade
"Ummm... Mom... uhhhh... could you get the tomato juice please... ummm... I thought it was the neighbor's black and white cat...ummmm...uhhhh this isn't fun! Mom, let me in the house... Mom???? Yo' Mom... Hello?!?!?!?! "-Ophelia
"How is my new mouthwash working?"-Nico & Peanut
"See my gold filling?"-Anonymous
"No, occifer!!!! I haven't had a drink in days!!!! "-Kering
"Yawn. Whoever made up barking that guy must be a boring person. Yawn.
What he thinking of? Because my mouth hurts & I had to tell my Mommy.
Yawn. "-Chloe MacNaughton
"Coffee, coffee... man I need coffee!"-Tiffany Clevenger
"Duuuuhhhh courage! Lemme at em lemme at em!".-Meg Walker
"Don't leave me with that CAT AGAIN!"-Debbie Stein
"I am NOT a morning mutt!!!!"-Katie Johnson
"I should know better than go on those all night benders... ugh."-WereWolf Man
"Ah Ahh Ahhh Ahhhh Chewwwwwwwww!"-Pam
"It's the one all the way in the back, Doc, and it really, really hurts!"-Critter
"I have a tooth that's really bothering me, can you take a look?"-Joan
"What kind of nasty treat was that anyway?"-Les Hughey
"Ok, see it? No, no, on the left side... do you see it now? Yes yes that's it -
the popcorn kernel! Can your get it? Ahhhhh thanks...that is better - now
turn off that porch light!"-Martha Gregor
"I think I have to barf!"-Sharon
"This website is a Screeeeeeam! I just LOVE it!"-BoxerBabe
"See how well his new bleaching toothpaste works!"-Laura Yaffe
"It's time we went to bed!"-Mehrin
"Why Grandma, what big teeth you have!"-Sam
"Ahhh Uhhh it's not coming out, I... I.... I.... think i need more veggies!"-Jon
"Uhh... that was some stanky cat terds...."-Anonymous
