An upside-down Great Dane from Missourri!
"Ugh! My legs are too long... Which way did they go?!"-JanusCGC
"HELP!!! I'm in a knot and I can't get up!!!"-JanusCGC
"I can join the circus!!!" -JanusCGC
"Honey, I think I figured out why your favorite chair was so
lumpy..."-Stay!Bull
"I told you I can fold up like a pretzal,......now how do I
get out of it?!"-Tinychichi
"hey beep beep what are you doing you are touching my beep
beep. Done deal"-The Winden's
"Bartender bartenter wowwy I need some more chewy chewy
crunchey bones and why you are at it get me a large bone,sloppy water,
and
a chewy chunky cashey boney bone
Bartender: Ok that will be ONE CHEWY
CHEWY CRUNCHEY BONES,LARGE BONE,SLOPPY
WATER AND A CHEWY CHUNKY CASHEW BONEY BONE. That will be 99 bones
and 16
kibble bits. wowwy bloop bloop"-Amber
"I should have checked how deep the cushions were before I
dove in!!!"-Joe Martineau
"Get off that couch!"-Robert D Scott
"Uhhh...Mom, I think I'm gonna need some help."-DaneKl
"A classic case of puppy vertigo!"-ftornick
"THOSE DARN CATS !!!!!"-Inga H.
"just...can't....get...comfortable"-GermanShepherd
"Those couch Yoga tapes are just not working for me !!!"-Inga H.
"Call 1-800-Chiropractic"-Inga H.
"Please don't fart, Please don't fart, PLEEEEESE don't fart!"-Nancy & Lucky
"I guess it's NOT the Puppy Chow!!!"-Stacey
"OOOWWWWEEEE!!!! I thought that window over the couch was open!!
That squirrel was askin for it too."-Dennis
"Wouldn't my yoga instructor be proud of me now!"-Erin Spangler
"wow! i finally learned the secret to catching your tail....flexibility!
"-Betty
"Don't laugh! When you're a big dog, you have to come up with
creative ways to get on the sofa and still leave room for the humans!
"-Gayle B.
"Is there poop on my butt or is that just my head???"-Heidi
"Who said this was an "easy" chair?"-jackie
"Doing the butt...ahh, sexy sexy! All night long...yeeyeyeeyeeyeah...funky,
funky...Do the butt all night long."-kandipants
"I can't get to where the sun doesn't shine from here."-Ryan
"Ever had an itch you can't scratch?"-Ginny
"How come no one told me my butt was that big!!!"-Ari Devin
"Hey get that butt off me, who is sitting on me? i woke up
with a butt in my face get off of me your squishing me i can't breath!"-illest pitbull in a skirt
"here's Spot the most flexible dog in the world,see him at Cirque
du Soleil
"-perro ediondo
"how long do i have to sit like this and how long is this
picture gonna be here !!!!"-drumboy
"HEY I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD SNAP A SHOT OF ME PRACTICING MY YOGA!!!"-DawnT
"I'm just trying to get comfortable . . . why are you looking
at me?"-Renee
"I'm sure this is my "Best Shot"!"-C. Morris
"Im sniffin my butt!"-Johnny
"HELP!! I've twisted and can't get up!!!"-TJW
"I TOLD you! I do fit in the chair!"-Jonna Pattillo
"Life is too much some times!!!"-Funny Bunny
"i can get that itch on my bum I KNOW I can!!!"-eric norheim
"Put your head between your knees and kiss your sweet butt goodbye!"-gardner-doglovers
"Oh...I should never have tried that last quadruple somersault off the arm chair! I knew I was pushing my luck."-Media
"Bet you can't do that..."-JanusCGC
