This is Nietzche from New Jersey
"There was a little doggie who lived in a shoe"-Brenda Farmer
"Bet he won't find that one for a while!!"-anonymous
"Can somebody get me outta here? THE STINK!!!"-Nietzche Lover
"I guess I cant follow in my fathers footsteps yet."-Maghan
"this looks like a great place to hide poop!"-tumbleweed
"ummm, I could use a little help over here."-Corin
"Uh-oh...I don't think I was supposed to pee here"-Ben & Lily's Mom
"If you were in my shoes......"-Amanda B.
"There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, till this playful puppy filled
it with poo."-Ray
you wont think its so funny,when you put this boot back on."-tumbleweed
"Yes? Can I help you?"-Zak's mom
"Ohhhhhh, daddy's feet smell sooooo goooooood!"-Zak's mom
"For daddy's birthday, I'm gonna leave him a BIG suprise!"-Zak's mom
"Boy, are my dogs tired."-John P.
"Excuse me, can I have a little privacy while I'm going to the bathroom?"-CRP
"Feed me now, or I'll crap in your boot."-Lizzy K.
"Who's bed have THESE boots been under?"-2dogmom
"AHHH, maybe one day I will FILL dad's shoes..."-2dogmom
"NOPE, the smells still in here, that PLUGIN isn't doing a thing... Do they
make PLUGINS you can put right in the shoes..."-2dogmom
"Did you ever read 'The little Jack Russell who lived in a shoe'"-anonymous
"Dad your shoes stink so bad that they are growing. See, its crawling out
now. I think you better get some of the powder for your shoes."-DawnT
"Off to boot camp!"-Jack Fogarty
"Now I know what those little elfs that make thoses shoes have to go threw."-D-O-G
"You like my new shoes?"-Bow Wow
"Pew, when was the last time you washed your feet!!?!!?"-$$CASH MONEY$$
"A little help here!"-BONEs
"Help!! I've fallen and I can't get out!! WOOO - it stinks in here....."-Catman
"Mommy! Mommy I can't get out!"-Rusty
"These boots are made for walking!"-Ginarolo
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!! Hey? What are you looking at? Dn't
just sit there with the camera! Do something!"-GeminiDog
"How am I EVER gonna fill his shoes in her heart!"-Mary Hollan
"Why doesn't this move? They move when HE gets in 'em."-Mary Hollan
"Ohhhhh.......I bet I can eat these before you can blink your eyes!!"-littlegirl
"Wow I never thought my dads shoe was this comfy!"-Lizzy
"I may have to return these. They seem a bit big."-Sofi
"With feet this size imagine how big I will get!"-Tracy Hill
"Help Im Stuck and it Sure smells in here!!!!"-Gina
"Phew! Let me outa here! Smells like somebody died down there!"-Bobbi C
"TLook Ma, I'm Pooch in Boots. . . hehe"-Lil
"I think dad's shoes are too big for me!"-Marissa
"There was a little puppy who lived in a shoe..."-Kaymad
"BEST DOG YOU CAN BUY WITH A BOOT.HA HA HA
HA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-LUIS OMAR PENA
"HELP! I AM STUCK AND CAN'T GET OUT!"-anonymous
"Help, Mommy! I'm stuck and I cant get out!"-Emily
"These boots were made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do. One of
these days these boots are gonna walk all over you. GO BOOTS!"-Catherine
"I thought you said this was one size fits all"-djtk2000
"These boots were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do, one of
these days these boots are gonna walk RIGHT OVER TO YOU!"-Janisthefrog
"These are my daddy's boots!"-perro ediondo
"I'm in dog house construction bussiness!!"-Raga
"BUT THE OLD LADY IN THE STORY LIVED IN A SHOE....."-ARI
"help, get me outta here...I hear him coming!"-ladyblue
"I think this shoe is a little bit to big . . ."-b2b
"Oh, no.....NOT STUCK AGAIN!!!!!!!!"-lildogtoo
"Ahhhh....."plop-plop--whiz-whiz"----oh what a relief it is!!!!!!!!!!!"-lildogtoo
"If the shoe fits, wear it!"-tailwagger2000
"Where is the toliet paper when you need it!!"-Cindy
"Tell me again about the "tale" of the Old Woman and the Shoe!"-anonymous
"Peek-a-boo!"-anonymous
"I think they're a tad to big Mom."-Canis
"Let me outta here, it stinks!"-skyesm
"your odoreaters just arent getting it anymore chief."-speedbump
"cat food comercial"-idlewild
"TIMBER - land! I'm a little workboot, short and stout!"-Desdamona
"Excuse me, I take a "size O" - this is way too BIG !!!!!!!"-sheltienut
"Excuse me do you have a size 2 this shoe doesn't fit too well."-Erin
"Well pop thought I could fill your boots"-Judy Williams
"'FE-FI-FO-FUM!' Yikes! Why didn't I just pee on the beanstalk like normal
dogs do!"-OKIEDOGIE
"Look at me! I'm Big Foot!"-Meredyth
"nope!no mother hubbard here. heeeeey! id prefer black."-rick fedrigo
"I think these shoes are just a few sizes too big!"-Maija
"If I would have known this would happen I would have went on that weight
loss program when I had the chance"-Cori
"help you guyz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM STUCK IN THIS NASTY OLD
SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!! IM 2 YOUNG 2 DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Emily
"Have you seen my socks?"-Bev & Dan
"Oh, boy. I better keep my nose out of this thing cuz it smells like human
do-do. Yuck!"-Kristin
"And they said I could never fill his shoes!!!WEll, I will show them!!"-snow1
"LETS GO BOOTING!"-VAHISTA
"TNope wasn't in there....either!"-Melody Bizego
"These boots were made for walkin', and that's just what I want to do!!"-Poo_McFly
"These boots are made for walkin?"-stephanie
"Ugh! Since when did I sign a contract making me the exterminator for your
shoes. I dont recall giving you permission to dust me with foot powder and
send me in. Stinky feet, I think I will barf now."-DawnT
"are you sure you don't have another pair to wear?"-csl
