"Ohhh he is so fine I could just sit
here all day and watch this hunk I wonder if he has a girlfriend!!!
aoooooooooooooo"-Alexandra
"I wonder if that guy has nice legs!"-Tom
" Yeah, I'd chew 'im."-Peter T.
" There's something about Ben Stiller!!!"-Sandy
"mmm. Wonder how I'd look in a black leather jacket?"-Diane Komp
"I really don't see what those humans see in him. I'm just as cute as he is!"-Bobbi Charnock
"O, y won't he ansur mi fan letterz?? I speek good 'an rite good 'an even shmell good! He duznt no wut hez missin!!"-Tricia
"Wow He's sexy, I wish I was a human."-Karen G. Nevin
"Ooh! He's cute!"-Angel
"Oh, yeah? Come out here and say that!"-Barbara Dollison
"Please don't bug me!! I'm watching one of my favorite movies."-Barb Haring
"Hold it right there buddy. I don't know how you got in here, but make one false move and you're mine!"-Wendy E.
"He has something up his nose. Will somebody tell him for me?!!!"-greys2
"I hope you know Austin, Carrie is with Mike!"-Shirley D.
"Oh boy!!... "Days" is on!!!!"-S. Driggs
"Isn't my master handsome?"-Glory
"What is that hanging off his ear?? Hair gel?"-Kerry
"Oh, gee, and humans THINK he is handsome???"-Terrie Delph
"Are you talking to me - Didn't you read the sign on the gate "BEWARE OF DOG" mister... one tep closer and you'll make my day!!!!"-Pat Toskes
"Bowser, if I told you once, I've told you a million times - don't stand so close to the TV - it will hurt your eyes!!!"-Vicki
"Be still my heart..."-Pat Toskes
"Go after her, you fool! What are you waiting for??!!"-Renee Martin
"Where are my servants I need tchange the channel!!"-Corlissa
"My dog!!! And they think I'm UGLY!!!"-Randy Richardson
"I don't know how this guy got in"-Randy Richardson
"I don't know how this guy got in this box, but if he gets out I'm going to be right here to bite him!"-Valarie Lewis
"Why does this guy always ignore me?"-Anonymous
"Are you talking to me? Hey are you talking to me? Come on big boy come on out let me teach you who the boss really is!You think you are "THE MAN" behind there well come on let me show you... I will sit here and wait, no don't go away cause when you come back I will still be here waiting and waiting. Come on tough guy, come meet your match!!!"-Lorie & Boys
"Will this guy ever learn? It is just a trick."-Anonymous
"I really love how this static tickles my nose!"-Janis
"Gosh! He's a good looking human, wonder if he would like to adopt me?"-Debbie Stein
"How long do I have to sit here before you give me my TREAT!"-Connie Back
"Hey, THIS isn't Animal Planet!!!"-Xena Moeck
"I wonder how many dog treats he gets for making movies? I could be a star like Lassie!!"-Robert E. Shelley
"Maybe if i sit really close, I'll see the "something" everyone is talking about, and figure out what is in her hair."-Stephanie
"Woof! Woof! Definitely NOT a woofer!!! I'd share my doggie treats with him any time!"-Dianne Humble
"If only he was a dog "woof woof".-Joan
"I really wanted that part!"-Karen
"There's something about Ben..."-Renee
"Woof! Woof! Definitely NOT a woofer!!! I'd share my doggie treats with him any time!"-Renee
"Ben Stiller... Bow Wow!!!"-Mary
"Humm, I just don't see what the attraction is."-Dot
"Where is that mute button???"-Carol
"Wow what an unusual pet show. Hey where's the remote? Oh there it is now I can watch my favorite cooking show. That looks good this is making me hungry. Where is my pet so he can get me a snack??"-Nyssa
"This is NOT an RCA!!!"-Jonie
"Humph! That guy will never win an oscar."-Carol (KatiesMom)
"Where is the remote I need to find Lassie"-Barbara
"I'll bet those speakers will blow the roof off this joint."-Mike Karolczak
"Now, let me see. Which button do I push for Animal Planet?"-Karen Goodenough
"What's that on your ear?"-Woofmiester
"How much is that person in the window? The one with the waggely hair."-Deanna Boehm
"How did my master get inside that little box? I wonder if he has any treats for me."-Larry Abramson
"Do I look like him or what?"-Jaimi
"Boy, that Ben Stiller is a hottie! Can I get a woof-woof?"-Priscilla
"Hey! That man hurt my best friend!! You should know him, he is the cutie of "There's Something about Mary". Boy if I could get my paws on him!"-Chelsey Barnes
"Man this show is good, too bad it isn't in color!"-Kerry
"I don't see what all the humans see in this guy... he doesn't even have a tail."-Cindy W.
"Man, this guy has to learn how to act."-Pete Gagne
"can't believe my nose. Asmell-less person!"-Anonymous
"I don't know what humans see in the TV stuff. If it doesn't smell like food and it doesn't taste like food... he is kinda cute though."-Jerri Carter
"Woof."-Anonymous
"There's something about Ben Stiller!"-Cheri
"Forget about "Mary" - there really IS something about Ben Stiller! He really is a dream..."-Kari
"If I stare at the TV long enough, the dog food ad will have to come on!"-Barbara Cain
"I have got to figure out how the heck to get into this T.V.! I want to be a star! No autographs thank you! No pictures! Mr. Deville, I'm ready for my close-up! Whoops! I must have been in laa-laa land! I thought I was really in the T.V.!"-Victoria
