Here's Rudy, a Weimaraner
"You are having a dream...I am not reallyhere...I am not shredding
this to bits......."-Ari
"Uh-Uh! I didn't do it!!!!!"-Sharon
"UUUUHHHHhhhhhh.....what rope?????! Ididn't see any ropearound here?"-Little Bear
"Don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are youtrying to give me aheart attack??"-John
"Oh no, I thought they were going away forthe weekend."-Gail Ankney
"Hey man, honestly, the cat made me do it."-Gail Ankney
"Yikes! Looks like I'm in trouble again. Iguess braiding new
t-shirts into rope using just my teeth won'tearn me the "atta boy" I
was hoping for."-Jack
"Barbie's blonde hair? What? I thoughtthis was my rope bone."-Motif
"Oh my God! When did YOU get home"-Ben's Mom
"Dave's Dog gone bad!!!"-Thomas Keifirder
"I thought it would be fun to chew on thisrope, but it's murder onthe way out!"-Lisa
"What the hell is that thing you're pointingat me?!?"-Ace Unknown
"Am I in trouble??"-Amos
"But grandma said I could chew on herwig.... honest! Oh, she
doesn't wear a wig??? Grandma? Wake up Grandma!"-Anonymous
"Rudy, dourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?!?!"-Logan Neighbors
"ew did you flot an air bisket"-Ryan
"Who me? You want ME to stop chewing the rug?"-Mike G.
"At first, it seemed like just a little hairball......"-Joanna
"OH! You still wanted this?"-CMartin
"Huh?! What carpet?! I don't know whatcarpet your talking
about!!! Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! Uh,thaaaaaat carpet! Heh heh..."-Victoria
"I swear I didn't do it"-Maggie
"Oh my goodness you caught me!!!!"-Freddie Wisser
"Well, isn't a high fiber diet SUPPOSED tobe good for me?"-Anonymous
"The doc advised fiber in my diet, but this isridiculous!!!!!!!!!!"-June Centonze
"I didn't do it! You have no proof!"-Tara
"It was Mom's favorite what??!!"-Nancy Duckworth
"Ick...this is the worst tasting spaghettiI've ever eaten.
From now on I'm sticking to kibble!"-MinPinSlave
"Uh-h, hello. It just fell apart, honest. Theydon't make
these like they used to, ya know."-Bobbi Charnock
"YIKES! I've been caught."-Joan
"Hey! Look over there! Did you see what Isaw? I tawt I saw aputty tat."-Ruby
"Ummmm...Yes, Mr. Wegman...I would like to work foryou...Ohhhh is
this your rug I am nibblingon...ummmmm...sorry....umm...I'll send my
sister in to see you now."-Topher
"It wasn't me!"-Dana
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"-Lauren
"Oh No!! Jalapeno flavored rope!... augh!"-Joanie
"but you KNOW the vet said I need to floss every day!".-Sammi
"This Dental Floss is RUFF!!!"-Kevin Y
"Is there such a thing as Dognip?"-Clemmentine
"This has been one hell of a week. Thank you Godfor weekends."-Rumor
"Man, this lady needs cooking lessons causethis tastes an awful lot
like rope, maybe she'll turn her back and Ican feed it to the human in
the high chair!"-LMD
"See mom, I do floss after I brush!"-Pupwalker
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't do that!!!!!!!!!"-Jeremy Reeder
"The DEVIL made me do it!"-Rusty
"Not Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Sarah
"Holy Paws! I've been caught!"-Debbie Stein
"But... I was just... looking for... yourearring... Yeah,
that's it... I was just looking for you earring!!!"-Anonymous
"But I'm teething, got to love me!?!?"-Kelly
"Was I supposed to chew on this rope?"-BoB
"What??? I'm flossing the best I can!!!"-S. Driggs
"Ah, this is Holiday Haven ain't it? Wellain't it? What do youmean.... Oh Oh!"-Kim Boux
"What the!?!?!"-Anonymous
"Oh shoot. I'm busted!"-Mike
"Say what!!!."-Heather Foote
"I have to poop!"-bob
"What! This is the cat's rope!"-J.R.
"You mean I'm NOT supposed to be chewing on thisrug? What elseare they for?"-Heather
"Get that camera out of my facebozo.....it's evidence. I'm outof here!!!!"-Anonymous
"What???? This wasn't meant for me to playwith????"-Anonymoue
"OK, so here I was having a wonderful,relaxing time flossing my
teeth with my rope toy and then flash, boom, bang - I practically go blind
from this funky looking thing my human has plastered against his face!
Talk about the Teletubbies causing seizures. I almost went into epilepticshock!"-Stone
"It does taste like chicken!"-Irene Ullmann
"This is the cat? I thought it was a dog toy!"-Debbie
"Honest...I didn't even touch your rope!"-ssll33
"Oh, my gosh!!! This tickles my tummy!!!"-Julie
"Wadda you mean this rug ain't for chewin'"-Bill Maier
"Ahhh, what are you doing home from work this early!!!!"-Leo
"Uh-Oh!!!!!!"-Anonymous
"Wh-what is that? A camera? I don't thinkI like that red eye thing!"-Amy Swanson
"You didn't need this rug, did you?"-Gail Coppola
"Floss, floss, floss, and these are just mypuppy teeth!!!"-Evelyn E. Conley
"By tomorrow you'll be in 1,000 pieces, rope!"-Lindsey Hertel
"Oh no the master is up.... where can I hide?"-Champ
"Busted!"-Rottdog
"What? I just wanted a little snack."-Bellybut
"I have to poop!"-bob
"This pooch here is a little camera shy!"-Becka Millican
"What? Stop PLAYING??? No, I couldn't possibly do that!"-Tina
"What did I do this time?! I am only playing!"-PuppyDog2001
"Honest, I just found it laying here!!!"-Kat
"Uhhhhhhh I didn't do it."-Ari
"Mom, I swear, I didn't kill the cat!!!"-Pat
"I didn't do it."-Petie
"Look! This blonde just followed me home! Honest!Can I keep her?"-Johnno
"Whaddaya mean this was the "good rope"? They toldme to floss!"-Meghan
"What? The vet said I needed more fiber in my diet..."-M. Ranniste
"Oh my gosh! Is that you, mama? I, I, I canexplain, I just
sorta, well, I found this lying here and, well,no one was around and
it was going to waste so, well...hehehe, it's kind of a funny story..."-Ratski
"This belongs to who?"-Anna
"You're back.....Already????"-Christy
"Why me? Out of all the others I had to get apicture taken
of me chewin on my usual chew toy."-Amiee Schaffer
"What?!!!!! Flossing may not be enough?"-Bubs
"Is that someone I know?"-Roscolee
"Did somebody say McRope?"-Angel
"Spot gets caught destroying property in theact...(you can see the
surprise in his eyes)"-Aze
"Oh I thought this was a really BIG rope chew!"-Susan Brandt
"Oh, no! You're taking my picture? Wait asec... does this fur
coat make me look fat? Does it match my tug-rope?"-Carol
"who me!"-Danny Vincent
"Uh-oh! I got caught!!!!"-Kendra
"Oh! I'm sorry, chomp, chomp, I thought you said this one
was OKAY to chew on." Rip, tear. "Well, if it's not, would a real toy
kill ya?!"-Katie Huchro
"It tried to kill me and then was comingafter you. But I
managed to save all our lives and subdue this raging beast."-Jane Gibson
"You startled me so badly that I tinkled."-Anonymous
"What! This is muffy."-Jon lind
"Oops time to go outside."-Jeff
"Ahhh I didn't do it!!!"-ROgonefishing
"Gulp...I think I just swallowed a button!"-Sburdine
"My dog was being funny because she got into myclothes and
started dressing up. She dressed up as adress-up lady and she looked
like a fashion queen."-Kaleigh
"Look into my eyes, and let go of my chew toy!!"-TIffany Nisbet
"What did you expect? I'm just a pup."-Peter Nicoletti
"Oops...wrong one...you meant the other one!!!!"-Shawna
"You think this is awake? Wait till you see me on apot ofFolgers!"-Mason's daddy
"Uh oh BUSTED!!!!!"-Andy
"It wasn't me!"-Nick
"What happened to the tire swing? Um, I dunno..."-Princess BMD
"Uh, really, I can explain..."-Jen
