Here's Roxie, a Chihuahua from Chico, California
"Max found that after a good long afternoon nap next to daddy, his
sinuses were magically cleared."-Joanne
"This is what Sunday afternoon's are all about!"-Anonymous
"Ain't life just grand"-Missy's Mom
"I know there was something stuck up there last night"-Heather
"Oh, please don't make me fetch that ball again. As you can
see I'm so exhausted, and PLEASE don't sit on me!"-Tiffany Nisbet
"Hey, is that my ball under there?"-Alice
"Dream: Aaaahhhhh the garbage dump! Oh lovely dump! The
Delightful stench of the dump.mmmmmmmmmmmm."-Victoria
"wo weeks of temperatures in the 90's and this is when the air
conditioner repairman decides to take his vacation!"-Doggie Daddy
"Hey, what's that smell, I put my nose down here and it all
of a sudden started smelling!"-Dalmatian lover
"Hey I am bearley hanging on, please don't pass anymore bad
gas on me"-Freddie Wisser
"Those aerobic's classes just tucker him out!"-Kay Cee
"geez! this feels good, everybody needs a good scratching
once and a while. why don't my pets do this?-Emily Johnson
"Knocked out by one of my own farts."-She-Bitch
"I knew I could fit up here. Sitting on the edge is better than
that hard floor. Hey, what's that? It smells like rotten
eggs!! Yuk!!"-Jackie C.
"Oh come on Dad, I need more room than this!!!"-Karen K
"Whew! That smell would knock anyone out!"-S. Driggs
"My human just doesn't get it that I can't walk on my treadmill
that long! And I can't believe they gave me regular chlorinated water
instead of my tap water and where's my french chef! They're actually
starting to feed me from a bag! EEEEEWWWW! What next?! They give me a ,
a, a, bath without my stylist?"-Anonymous
"Man! Those obedience school reunions really wear me out!"-Jo-Ann
"Great... she is sitting on my nylabone!!!! Ah well.... at
least it will be warm when she gets up."-Mike
"If my human would roll over, I wouldn't have to live on
the edge."-Beau and Edie Lopez
"I said I'd share the couch, not give it up!"-Sharon
"AWWWWWWW MANNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! definitely have to get my own
bed!!!"-Little Bear
"HEY!! HEY!! My TOY WAS............ under there."-John
"Ummmm...Ma...Chiropractor please!!! Uncle Ed sat on me again
without looking!!! Help!"-Brodey
"Please don't make me chase that stupid ball anymore I'm just
soooo tired."-Dee Mason
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."-David
" I think I need a bigger couch."-David
"Oh no... i had too much to drink again..."-Champ
"Man, daddy's farts are potent!"-Amy
" Well, a fella's gotta crash somewhere!"-Louise Piazza
"Man, talk bout ur doggie day!!!!"-Manda B
"Yeah -- that's me -- ON THE EDGE & Ready for ANYTHING!!"-Callie
"It's gotta be the Puppy Chow!!"-Erin
"Could you move over! You're crowdin' me here, ya couch hog!"-Bobbi Charnock
"I'm so tired. I'm so tired. I'm so............"-Sue
"I have a hard life you know!!!".-Christine Humko
"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."-Ratski
"Whew weeee! What did YOU have for dinner? zzzzzzzzzzz"-Rumor
"one tequila, two tequila, three tequila couch"-Flo
"Stre---etch...whew...I can almost touch...gotta grow a littttle bit more..."-Judi
"Just 5 more minutes mom... please just 5 more"-Champ
" ...and the little one said, roll over, roll over!"-Debbie J. Jensen
"It's hard to say hello when you won't stand up!"-Bryan Reeder
"Hey are you hiding some treats under there?"-Sknee Dog
"He/she's just lying around cause, even though you don't know it, dogs have very stressful lives. But they always find time to cuddle up to the ones they love the most."-Casie
"...best experienced straight from the source."-D.S.
"We party till the break of dawn, way too much!!! Everybody's crashing here tonight ok? Oh, and since they took the bed I get the couch and you get the floor. Goodnight Zzzzzzzzzzz"-Ari
"(Dog) Ohhh, I shouldn't have eaten that chili!"-Kat
"It's gotta be the puppy chow!!!!!!!!! :)"-Erin
