Here's Sliver, a 2 year old Pekingese from Atlanta, GA.
"Hey Honey! I finally found what was stopping up the drain!"-Joe Cool
"What?"-Togepi
"No! No! Not another bath! Ple-e-e-eassse! NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"-Poopy#1
"Isn't my skin wrinkeled enough?"-Kat
"If you wanted something that smelled like a lemon, why did
you buy a dog? Put me DOWN!"-Debbie
"Help! I'm melting!"-Canis
"Well, if you'd quit leaving me in the sink I wouldn't clog
the drain like that!"-Steve
"Ran out of warm water, again?"-JR Winchester
"You know, there are some days when I really wish I was a cat!"-Karen Kizer
"Could you stop holding so tight? Ican't breathe!"-Lindsey
"Woman , I told you baths make me look small in front of my
friends !! Cover me up before they see!"-b2b
"Splich, Splach I am taking a dog bath. I have to get cleaned
up for my date to night."-sammy
"Do you mind? I would like some privacy!"-Pam
"Look at those fingers! YUM!! Tasty enough to eat. YUMY!!!"-Poopy#1
"Ooooh, I wish she would at least wash her hands with warm
water before she picks me up!!!"-ckurdu7639
"but mommy said i couldn't get wet for atleast 20 minutes,
shes going to have barks with you!!"-ray
"You already gave me a bath. Now what!!"-Dogies
"Honestly, If I knew this was a public spa...I never would've
come!"-Bethany Crandell
"And You Said This Was Gonna Be Fun"-Kathleen Starbuck
"Move that finger just a little closer and I'll let you know
how much I enjoy this..... "-mollie's mom
"oh, please!!! I wan't my Mama to clean me....I miss her!!! oh
please........"-Linda
"How did I get myself into this mess!"-Bluesome
"Boo hoo hoo, don't want a bath;
I'm clean as clean can be!
Haven't done a thing all day,
'Cept chase cats up a tree,
Bury a bone in some nice black mud,
And dig up the neighbor's path.
Oh, please don't be so mean to me,
And make me take a bath!"-LauraBeth
"I didn't mean to get poop on me,I promise."-Natalie
"So, you think this is fun????"-carol
"I really don't see the need for you to call me a drowned
rat. Sure I may be wet and this really is not necesary. Why, gees I just
licked that spot yesterday. Now could you put me in a warm towel and let
me return to my own business."-DawnT (Dawn Turpin)
"Why do they have to give me a bath?? I just got into the
perfume so this wouldn't happen!!"-Britt Brat
"Oah!! What did I do to deserve this"-Angie Loaiza
"Wait! I think I see my escape path."-Renee
"Mama put me down people are gunns laugh at me. I look like a
sink rat."Jodie
"Just another poopy day in paradise!!!"-gr8enigma
"Look at those hands they ' re almost as big as
my body!"-Caroline . B
"I wish I could tear up these books !"said
Norman."-Caroline
"Thank God that's over. Look at me! I'm a wrinkled prune!"-Bobbi C
"Hey, watch where you're touching lady!"-2dogmom
"This is humiliating...You know what cold water can do to a
male!?!?"-2dogmom
"Please, don't put me back in THAT water...I was really cold
and you wouldn't let me
pee before I got in...SOOOOOO............"-2dogmom
"Joining that scuba club was the worst decison I ever made!
OR
Why can't they just call a plumber to fix that drain like everybody else?"-Phil G. DeBrito, DVM
"Thanks. I feel much better now. (Please note the sarcasm!)"-Carol
"I know the saying "don't bite the hand that feeds you", but
what about the one
that washes you?"-debby
"Dry me off! Dry me off! Dry me off!"-Zak's mom
"Scary.... Just think what she would look like wet and naked!!!!"-Ken
"OH!!!!! THats cold!!!!!"-sammy
"Great Picture!"-Pooperific
"good God!"-Marilyn
"You're gonna stick that WHERE.....?"-Redbirdthatsings
"ANOTHER BATH!?! I Just took one last year! Ohhh, fine, but
you owe me!"-Gary
"GGGRRRRR,you'll pay for this!!!!"-Stimpy58
"She pulls that stunt again, I'm drawing blood!"-Marty Goetsch
"Hey---what are you looking at...Havent you ever taken a bath.
Doesn't your hair stick to your head and get all flat and matted down. You
don't look much better with those five fingers trying to cover your bald
spot."-anonymous
"God's gonna get you for this!!"-ROgonefishing
"Hey what are you doing to me???????"-Lindsey
"Hey watch it there BuB~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Lindsey :oe
"watch me, watch me! NO! don't wash me!"-sammy
"I hope you are using WOOL-LITE Mom!!! Those wrinkles are
supposed to be there!!!!"-Quaid
"You woke me up for THIS???"-firelaw
"Don't even THINK about dipping me again!!!!"-Ben and Lily's Mom
"HEY! WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS HOLDING ME?! HURRY MA! GET 'EM OFF!"-Smoochie the Pug
"I hope she does not think I need conditioner!!!"-ziggyc
"this is such a kool picture!"-Dustin
"HONEST I WON'T DO IT AGAIN"-TIMBO
"See! I tried to tell ya! If I get wet, I shrink and get
wrinkles! Couple more baths, and there won't be anything left of me!"-cracker
"I'm all washed up!!!"LEAH
"Hey what do you think you are doing - I said I didn't want a
bath!!"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Oh yipee, bath time AGAIN!
I'm completly fed up with this!
Does she have to hold me so tight?
Hey, this water's cold!"-Kelly Smith
"Don't laugh bub, you're next". Darn cat."-llama
"Did you turn off the disposal?"- Lisa Croft-Elliott
"Hey! Watch what you are doing, your stretching my skin. I
thought water would make is shrink."-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Man, Iv'e been in the water so long I look like a shriveled
up old man"!!!!"-msdriggs
"Hey quit that!" " I'm too young to wear a pushup bra."-Val
"This is so humiliating! Why do they feel they must take a
picture of every embarrasing moment in my life? "-Maria
"You have got to be kidding me..."-Mcjen
"I'm NOT dirty!!!!"-CavDad