Here is Emily with Sara Isbell.
"I know you can read my mind... you will not poop on the white
carpet...you will not poop on the white carpet...you will not poop on the
white carpet... "-Joe Cool
"Whats wrong?" Head ace right Get well soon"-Lindsay
Did you say...... Cookie?"-Kelley
"Mother, your teeth are so white!"-Marilyn
"You got something between your teeth mom!"-Wendy
"Women: "It was awful!" (sob, sob)
Dog: "I understand. You did the right thing, coming to me...now breath
deeply and we'll continue."-Canis
"Dog: "Gosh these humans speak a funny language!"-Lyns
"The all knowing, all seeing, sooth sayer, Karnack the
Magnificent, the questions inside of this envelope were kept in a mayonaise
jar on Funk and Wagnel's porch since noon yesterday.
Answer:The Park
Question: Where my mom and I go to check out men!"-S. H. Hansen
"So Sara, just relax and let's start with your childhood..."-Marc
"Dog: "Dont' cry Mom, you couldn't help it, you really HAD to
go! Just use a little stain remover and the carpet will be fine!"-Queentypo
"Human: I...can't...do..it!!
Dog: Haha! You lost!
Human: Next time we compete against each other lets NOT have a staring
contest!"-Lindsey
"You got something on your nose! And it's annoying me so much
just to look at it!!"-Lindsey D
"Did you just call me a BITCH?"-Sara P
"YEAH! I FEEL YA PAIN DAWG!"-TAMMY
"Did you have to fart in front of the judges?"-Anonymous
"Can we talk? MS. Rivers.
I've got a secret for you. I tasted your kibble and it ain't bad."-GRRRANT
"Silly human!"-puppypaws
"Stop!....Mom tell the dog to stop staring at me!!"-Rebecca
"Can you hear me fido???"-Katie
"peek a boo."-Griffin2000
"What's the matter mum? Can I help you?
I know that you are upset. You can tell me anything, I am listening.
Dr. B. Barkin is in. Tell me all your problems."-Jazze and Malibu's
Mum
"Human: "Now pay attention, concentrate"
Dog: "I still don't get this, what is she trying to do?"
Human: "Focus, you can read my mind if you really try."
Dog: "Do I really want to read your mind?" OOHH this is good. Yes I want
a treat. Now can she read my mind? TREATS, gimme gimme gimme!!!!"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"I have the cure for that headache, let me lick it mom."-2dogmom
"Then what happened, Mom?"-Paige
"Psst.....where do they hide the cookies around this place?"-sarf
"I can't believe you just asked me that. Of course I love you!"-D. Wagner
"Dog: Ok ..tell me why your on my floor?"-ROgonefishing
"I just don't think she'll ever understand."-David Wilson
"No I really can't read your mind."-David Wilson
"And I love you too"-Missy's Mom
"but why?????????"-Vanessa
"what the heck you looking at?"-joey
"Puppy Love for $1000 anyone??"-Aly
"peek-a boo!!!!!!"-Raga
"The dog thinks to him self: Huh?! What a funny looking dog!!"-Laura
King
"Do you have a headache Mom?"-J.Rugan
"owner,"look at sweetie!" dog,"what's that a pimple?"-amy
"OK lady, stop playing around and get me something to eat."-GA Parson
"You want me to do what?"-Mike
"I AM NOT GETTING YOUR BRAIN WAVES
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
YOU GIVE ME A HEAD ACK ALSO
JUST GIVE ME A KISS
I NOT GOING TO BLINK
THE STARE OFF CONTINUES"-JENNIE HEILMAN
"Dog: "Master, do u see pork chops in my futre?"-Kat and Rowdy
"This woman has lost her mind!"-maxfrost
"I See in your future....A Treat!"-L.T.
"ME HAIRY LIKE ANIMAL
REALLY???????? U DON'T HAVE ONE???????"-Flanker
"stressed??? Just gimme a hug."-ae
"Wait... I'm getting the image... no don't say anything... I
think... I think you WANT A BONE!"-Liz
"What is wrong with you mommy?"-perro ediondo
"Is that your FINAL answer??????"-Brenda
"Hey, your giving me a headach! Yes, I tell you, that's how
they make babies! Now do what you must with THAT information!!!!!!"-Brenda
"But I want my own apartment!"-Ripley
"It doesn't look THAT bad! Would I lie to you?"-Brenda Davis
"No one listens like you do."-Janine McGuire
"What odd creatures these humans are"-Anna
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MY LIFE! It's always face, no face,
face, no face, face, no face, face, no face, face, no face, JUST QUIT IT!
WHAT IS WITH YOU?! WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME THIS WAY? Face, no face, face,
no face, face, no face, face, no face..."- Henry and Mabel's Mom
"Dog:So you said you mean buisness, well if i'm gonna stop
peeing in the house you gotta give me someting!!!
Owner:All right, all right, what will it be?
Dog:Well.... Lets start with steak for dinner along with a couple of those
treats, and you could get me that new hamburger toy and..........."-Bob2
"Dog. "I can see your point, but I still think we need more
dogs in political power."-Lois
"DOG: OH I KNOW! THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN A PROBLEM FOR ME.."-ARI
"DOG: YOU HAVE MY UNDIVIDED ATTENTION........"-ARI
"Oh my gosh! I forget to get your chew bones!"-Roxy Hill
"Do you realize how silly you look???"-Christine
"gee mom i don't understand"-happy
"C'mon...you are my LAST LIFELINE! In what year did Alexander
the Great conquer the European continent???? C'mon this is for
$1,000,000.00 !!!"-Quaid
"I think you've done lost your head!"-Meredyth
"And that, Emily, is where puppies come from!"-Dave in Jacksonville (:
"What are you looking at ???"-Snoopy
"Do I look bad?"-Anonymous
"You are so cute!"
"Woof, I know you don't have to tell me, woof.""-Snoopy 2
"Why are you holding your head like that? Are you trying to
read my mind?!"-Heather
"Well, about female dogs....."-Barb Hess
"Our minds are melding, we are becoming one . . . now where's
that leftover roast beef from dinner!!!!"-Navydog
"Are you thinking about a wonderful steak, potatos, and Dr.
Ballard canned dog food dinner? Are ya, Are ya, Are Ya??????????????????"-Katie Markstein
"I think your new nose is uh....pretty"-Bonnie Kruse
"RELAX....NOW
CONCENTRATE....I...WANT...COOOKIE....I...WANT...COOOKIE.......
NOW WHEN I SPEAK, YOU WILL GIVE ME COOOKIE....1, 2, 3....."-Teri
"Dog to mom - "I can't believe you robbed that bank?"-Sheree
""Whats going on,wheres mommy?"
" Is that you mommy?"
" mommy,if you come back, I'll be a good
'little' retriever."
" please come back soon, I need to go
outside.""-Jessy Bitzer
"Look, it won't be that bad, don't Worry. I know I was drunk
at the time, but she is a really nice girl. And besides, we only plan on
having 3 or 4 litters at the most. I have the marriage certificate right
here and she will be moving in this afternoon. One big happy family."-Tuff
"oh no shes day dreaming again"
BARK, BARK, BARK get up before you choke on your spit.
"HU" what she said in suprice.
BARK BARK i said bake"-chriswik
"Do you expect me to believe that?"-Tom
"Don't worry Momma, I will take care of you!"-Kelly Leathers
