"Who forgot the star?"-Jeremy
"I promise not to eat any more of your dresses, Mom. I REALLY promise.
I get it this time. No more eating Mommy's dresses."-Cathy
"See... the breeder was right when she said "with a Doberman, no one will want to break in your
house and steal your jewelry!"-Joanne
"I will do anything for my person!!!!"-Cecilia Smith
"I KNEW I shouldn't have come out of the closet!"-Joni
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? Me of course."-Katies Mom
"It takes a lot to look this cheap!!!!...."-Lynn Eberling
"...be honest, now... do I need to powder my nose? Is it too shiny?"-LOL51
"I'm pawsitively gorgeous, dahling!"-Priscilla
"Why me?"-Jenn
"Oh, oh, oh! I just love jewelry! I'm so glad I could get these beautiful pieces of jewelry in time for
my sister's bridge club! We're having water, sausage, and treats you know!"-Stana Rose
"Diamond Lil's alive and well."-Anonymous
"I know why you are staring at me! You wish you looked this good!"-Sandra Woodburne
"Mr. T who?"-Robin
"I'll have a little caviar on that dog biscuit, Dah-ling."-Bobbi Charnock
"I'll be just devastated if he doesn't call."-Phyllis Troia
"I told you I thought the pearls looked better on me... they accent my gorgeous dark eyes, but the
earrings are a bit much."-Rowen1100
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!"-Mary
"They are sooooooo going to pay for this!!!!"-Brigitte
"It's hard to be humble when you're as beautiful as I am."-Tony Vining
"Tea and Crumpets at three my Dear."-Freddie Wisser
"See what happens when you get a QVC membership!!!"-Karen
"Tell me darling - don't I look just marvelous!!"-Gail Savard
"All dressed up and nowhere to go!!"-Peggy Otto
"......... my mother-in-law."-Slt
"No dey di-ent!! Dey always embarrass me like dis!!!"-Rockihill Boxers
"Oh darling u have just got to go down to mardi gras it is wonderful I garantee it woof."-Wildthing_17
"Don't hate me because I am beautiful!"-Jillian H.
"Do these earrings make me look cheap?"-Regina
"Watch out, Joan Rivers, I'm starting MY own jewelry line and I'm going to tear you apart!!"-Vicki
"I have PMS... jewelry will not help. Trust me."-Barbara Cain
"All dressed up and no place to go!!!!"-Tami
"Eat your heart out CoCo Chanel!"-Jeani
"I feel pretty... oh, so pretty."-Karen G. Nevin
"Mrs. Rin Tin Tin says, "jewelry can make or break the outfit!""-Nico
"I know, I am not a cute dog but I do try!!!"-Anonymous
"Honey, do I look alright? I do hope my makeup is still on.".-Jake Crostic
"I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go."-Rivkah
"All dressed up and no where to go!"-Anonymous
"I just gotta be me!"-lotsadogs
"I'm too sexy for this necklace"-Torva
"Ooohhhhh! Where is my little nephew? His auntie needs to give him 1,000 licks!"-Jenna
"Where is that mute button???"-Carol
"I only let them do this because they feed me."-Ratski
"I'm so pretty and I know it, but don't let my buddies see me like this!"-Debbie Stein
"Ferocious to Fab, in just ten seconds flat! Make your guardian the next Madonna."-Sarah Harper
"What will you do for these beads? (Mardi Gras - New Orleans, LA)"-Scott Blastick
"Wishbone... eat your heart out!"-Norma
"I just can't help myself. I am a natural when it comes to looking good."-greys2
"Don't hate me because I am beautiful"-greys2
"What! You never saw a dog "drag queen" before!"-greys2
"Now if only I could get the royal wave right, I would be in business as the queen's replacement!"-Jodi
"Look at me. I'm so pretty!"-Laura
"I pity the fool!"-Juice
"Ohhhh Yes you know you want me."-Holly
"I wouldn't mess with the family jewels."-Cocoa Crispies
"This girl is ready for a night on the town. She's decked out from head to paws. She's ready to make
her premiere entrance. Wish her luck!!"-Halley
note to the activists: Melissa's earrings are clips, not pierced.
