Here is Brandi & KeeLee, from Washington State.
"Mmmm... I still see a little bit of kibble mashed to your
molars. open up!"-Joe Cool
"Hey sexy!!! Wanna go out with me?"-Bags
"Dog on left:"No, I won't do it!
Dog on right:"Pleeeaasse!"
Dog on right:"NEVER!"
Dog on left: "But you're my only hope! I made a bet with the doberman
across the road!, he'll cream me if you don't!! All you have to do is pee
on that guys leg!""-Canis
"ooooooh!!!what would it taste like if i bit his nose???......."-Rachelle
"Excuse me....Get that thing outta here!!"-MyDogznMe
"You look Marvelous!!!!!!!!"-Raga
"I'm telling you pal, this is what we gotta do, you distract
them by giving them the "I gotta go potty right NOW" look, and I'll grab
the cheese its..ready go!"-Robin
"You look good to eat" "I don't think so"-Lindsay
"et me just lick your ear you big cutie you!"-katy gilloon
"Boy that ear looks tasty!"-Dave
"oh honey!! you are looking younger by the minute1 i could eat
you right up!!!!"-emj
"Baby you look so good I could eat ya!"-jen
"ummmm she's a cutie"-rogonefishing
"HE'S MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!!"-SJP
"Listen up and listen good! You're in my camp now! I'm your
mother! I'm your father! You do as I say! Do you understand?"-Bobbi
"Puppy on right.. Hey baby how's about a little kiss..
Puppy on left.. I told you already... I don't kiss on the first date..."-M55zgal
"Boy!!! That ear looks tasty"-jobu
"The black dog: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm, that ear looks
pretty tasty...
Other dog: Now that I've got the lazers in my eyes that dogs going down!"-laura liscio
"Oh come on cutie lets have a date-I'm a big spender,all the
bones you can eat"-Missy's Mom
"Oh my you are looking mighty scrumptious tonight my dear.
Care to come over to my place for a bite to eat?"-Melly
"Go on. Give us a kiss then"-moya
"humph! I don't think so, Big Boy!!!!!!"-Sharon Blair
"Aww Come on Baby.. they say Dog's mouths are cleaner then
humans!!"-Tabi
"Boy! Whatever just came out looks good!"-Anonymous
"Hmmmm...the human kid dropped its lunch on the kitchen floor
again...if I don't tell anyone and act calm...I can get it before Mom puts
the camera down!"-Quaid
"THAT FACE LOOKS MIGHTY JUICEY." IT LOOKS SO YUMMY."
RRRRRRRRRRRR YUM IT TASTES SO GOOD!"-ADRIENNE BEARDl
"Give me a kiss baby,don't be bad."-Valery
"Mmmm, I never realized how good you looked!"-Liz
"I WANT SOME OTHER SNACK BESIDES THE DOG NEXT DOOR"-MANDY
"2nd dog: mmm!!! Looks good enough to eat!!
1st dog: I don't like the way he is licking his lips and staring at me!!
MUUUUM!!
1st dog: Do you mind? Please stop licking my ear.
2nd dog: I know it's a bad habit, but your ear wax tastes great!!Jazze
and Malibu's Mum
"You stick that thing in my ear and you are history."-Parson
"Look at that gal over there...she's wearing the worng
clothes for this occasion"-Vivian
"I love a woman with the devil in her eyes"-Laurel
"Sorry, honey, I have a headache..."-karla
"I'm trying to read his mind...I know he knows where Kelley is
hiding the dog treats!"-Lori
"Honey, you look good enough to eat!
And I mean that, sincerely, I really do!"-Kathleen Zucati
"I SMELL BACON!!!!!"-Barb Shakes
"Nope- you cheated on me, I am NOT kissing you!"-Sheree
"IThis photo is so cute..."-Candace
"Dog on right: "So what do you say... I'll give you my new
squeeky cat toy.
Dog on left: "You know I'm on a diet. No meat allowed!"
Dog on right: "Well you don't have to eat any of the drumstick."
Dog on left: "Too tempting! Get real!"-Bob2
"UUMM.......please don't eat me I'm not very tasty."-Lindsay Dowdy
"Honest honey, I didn't sniff her butt!!!!"-Lynerd
"Dinner time"-Sambarbs
"The barbecue starts in 5 minutes. I'm hangin' around the kid
in the high chair!!"-Ben's mom
"black dog: Ooooh... you used that new meat scented ear
wash... hmmm... ooooo....
other dog: *gasp of fear* mommy!"-Henry and Mable's mom
"dog at left "I am getting sleepy..."
dog at right "Must eat..."-Smurphclio
"It's a dog-eat-dog world."-merrcee
".......Lick me baby one more time!!!"-Nikki
"If he dares giving me a wet willy I'll kill him!"-Torva
"black: "Hey, look, am I clean..."
white: "Yes, why did you have to eat the cat anyway, mom's gonna think it
was me!"-2dogmom
"Shh...When Mommy and daddy are asleep, we'll go in the
kitchen and grab those cookies! Hee, Hee!"-Marcie Evry
"Looks like a taste morsel! Yummmm"-Joann Williams
"mmmm.....ear wax tastes like cheese"-jessica
"Black Dog: Hey sweetie, that was some darn good chow ya
made, will ya look
and see if I left any on my whiskers, I think I got it all.
White Dog: Geez Clyde, I hate it when you do this, you are so messy, I bet you
didn't even put your dish in the sink huh. I will not, not, not look at your
schnaz."-maureen
"Aw,jeez, not again!!!"-Sara
"Pssssst! Hey "Butch"! There's some tasty treats in the
kitchen trash can---i saved you some!!! Check it out!"-debbie kromka
"Hey thanks! That biscuit you didn't want -- wow it was GOOD!
Mom's gettin to be a real good cook!!! But ... don't force yourself --
I'll eat 'em!"-Anonymous
"When Harry Met Sally"-Fran Cullari
"I'm sorry you missed the Doberman's party, Honey. The food
was terrible! Really! Honest!"-Brenda
"No I will not go out with you pleeeeaaasssee"-Injun Bob
"Dog one;Dang I am soo booorrrreed
Dog two; I know what your talking about"-Injun Bob
"Okay, now, here's the plan: You distract 'em and I'll go in
the kitchen and get those steaks off the counter. Meet me in the hall and
we'll chow down!"-Chris
"Ummmmm look at her, ummmm i want to kiss that ear!!! those
eyes... ummmm"-Janet Curry
"What do I look like, a "French" Poodle?"-Kitty
"Its great what you find in your best friend's ears...yum...it
was kinda crunchy too!"-Shirley
"Come on honey, Nobody is watching!!"-msdriggs
"Yeah she acts demure, but a little kibble and a rawhide and
she'll love me in the morning."-Onicap La
"MMMM....cream filling......"-Rubyroo
"black dog to alien dog: "My What big beautiful eyes you have..."
Alien dog thinking: "Take me to your poop."-Chris H.
"IM SO HUNGRY.......HEY LOOK THERE'S A NICE JUICY STEAK.UH I
MEAN DOG SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO ME....."-ARI
"YO BABE! CAN I GETTA WOOF-WOOF!!!!"-TAMMY D
"You're licking good, baby!"-Matt
"Oohwhat I wouldn't do to get a good lick at you!"-TCRUNT
"Not tonight honey, I'm watching T.V."-McMasta
"COME ON JUST ONE MORE KISS!!!! PLEASE"-M220ANGEL
"I just love your floppy ears!"-Chuck C
"I know my master 11 years and he still makes me beg when we
sit at the dinner table."-Grrrant
"Hey! Ya wanna see the underside of my tongue?"-Jill
"Mmm she looks edible"-Christina
"Woof! Woof! Want to go out for dinner, or at least lunch?"-Case Carpente
"Eat up if I have to die I'll remember it's because you ate me"-Lindsay
"Come here baby and let me give you a kiss."-Anonymous
"Quit licking your chops. I refuse to pander to your bad
behavior."-Helen Gale
"I'm so hungry I could eat ...a beagle."
"Ok, I get it...the silent treatment."
"Tic-tac sir?"-kathi law
"I said I was sorry about that bitch on 3rd St.. Look at me...."-Scott
"I'm ready baby....Kiss me and kiss me now!"-Rebecca
"My you are looking luscious today!!"-Gabrielle
"What a hunk! I'd like to get jiggy with him!"-Katie Markstein
"Edible.....Must Eat Ears............."-Katie Markstein
"I didn't mean it! HONESTLY!!"-Tanya
"Don't even think of it"-bev
"Hey ! do you think they will notice that the cat is no longer
around?"-Marjorie Roberts
"Dog on left thinks "If he is about to kiss me Im gonna throw
up."-T Jane Doe
"MMM! Ear Wax!"-Kelly Leathers
"Wonder if pup ears taste as good as pig ears?"-Susan Raisor
"Oh Boy, Do I want a piece of you?!!!!"-Julia Spencer
