"McGee our 18 month old Irish Wolfhound pondering the arrival of a young, abandoned, bossy Basenji (now known as Ricochet) that arrived at our window and joined our family."
"You bed hog!"-sammy
"two bugs in a bed."-sammy
"Your feet smell like Fritos."-JoeC
"Hey, yummy. Who's up for a toe jam sandwitch???"-anonymous
"Yummy....oh......finger licking good!!!!!"-littlegirl
"Geesh I guess they must have used some kind of lubricant!"-Ebeneezer Dave
"Look into my eyes...deeply...deeply..."-Zak's mom
"could i just have a little kiss on my forehead please?"-cathy white
"It's just you an me Toots, an tonight we're gonna rumba. Right here."-Anonymous
"I think I'm falling in love with you"-The poop thang
"You are falling into a deep trance..."-The poop thang
"this is my bed get off before i bite you!"-kiwi
"X-quooz me but 'dis my bed and if you want it, ya gonna have to fight me
for it and you don't want any of me!"-Ashbyn
"Little dog: you know I stepped in dog crap right"-$$Cash Money$$
"Hey that's my leg not a pillow!!!!"-perro ediondo
"Do you see the splinter? it's on the side of my paw, yeah, right there.
YOUR NOT GOING TO USE YOUR TEETH ARE YOU?"-maggawiggie
"Big Dog: "You can't see it...I sware, I can feel that flea walking around
up there..."
Little Dog (with a Mexican accent) "No man, I'm telling you there's nothing
there!"-Boognb
"hold on, i'll get it out and mom will never know you were chewing gum."-bob
"This is MY bed you little twirp! Now GET OFF!"-Bobbi C
"what?????? I took a bath just 6 weeks ago!!!"-SiLlY
"So, be honest now, can you really see my bald spot?"-Colleen Birch
"I...I...I'm ssssorry mmmooooommmm! I didn't know...Wahhhhhhhhhh!!"-Dilli
"boy, this one's big...REALLY BIG...
B I G G E R T H A N I T H O U G H T !!
.. nice doggie !?!?!..."-Coon Creek Kennel
"1:"I don't see a problem. I think the groomer did a nice job on those toe
nails"
2: "You don't think there to pointy, do you?"-2dogmom
"I guess size is relative...huh?"-2dogmom
"Watch it bud, dinamite comes in little packages!"-anonymous
"And just who do you think you are?"-Sandra
"What are you looking at?"-Buffy sumers
"You really want to try biting my ears again????"-Ben and Lily's mom
"Please..... just one more kiss before you leave."Andrew Z.
"MMM MMM Your bony little leg looks paw lickin' good"-Ruby
"RAPE!!!!!"-Jenny
"help!!!!!!!"-Sweetchicas
"Stinky face!!!"-anonymous
"Tell me honestly Red, do you think I used enough hair gel?"-Tony
"I told you keep away from those funny cigarettes!"-Lori
"Oh my deer. Oh how I love you!Gimmy a big kiss rite hear."-Nicole
"Are you looking at me?"-Carl A Nylund
"We make our move tonight!"-Ansley
"hey that tickles"-Ali
"You'r poop or mine?"-anonymous
"After 10 years of marriage I can't believe you would lie to me about the
other night! I know about the female Wolfhound that moved in nextdoor and I
won't forgive you this time!"-Jill Brickman
"Ew, get off of me. You have fleas."-anonymous
"Thanks Dear, I was on my feet all day."-maddogg
"OH NO!! Not my leg - PLEASE don't chew off my leg. I need those!!!!!"-catman
"All right now I told you to stop."-Shirley vance
"Hey, you'd better move or you'll get flees from me!!"-Meredyth
"says the big dog to the little dog
"now, don't think you are staying there- I suggest you get back down on the
floor and lie on your little pillow- this is MY bed! It's bad enough I have
to share it with those humans!"-gizzie
"*sniff, sniff*...."Who's poop you been steppin' in now?"-Cosmo
