Introducing Charlie from Chatham, New York.
"Hole in one"-PC
"Honest! I didn't dig it! I just drank all the water in it."-barbandpaul
"Okay, it's ready for the tree!"-Jladyblue
"Call Scotland Yard, Call the Army, Call the Marines, I've Been Robbed!!! Help Police, I've been robbed. HHHEEELLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!!
1/2 hour later) My bones, my most beatiful bones, are gone lost forever. Go away, please I don't want a picture taken, i'm to depressed.(sob,sob)ÊÊÊÊÊÊ ÊNorah Langweiler
What hole?Ê I didn't do it!Ê ìå)Ê
"-CECE
"Hey! There's No treasure in here!!!"-WolfGurl
"'Woops!' 'Sorry Master for I have dug,' 'I was just going to bury my Dinosaur bone sir!'"-Chris Gappa
"What do you think I'm doing? I'm going to China...sheesh...humans."-Manderkins
"I was just turning around three times to lie down and I lost count."-Mariann
"I'm sorry, Daddy! I was just chasing my tail and, before I knew it, this hole appeared!"-Ben and Lily's mom
"Who? Me? Naw!"-Renee Turner
"I know that bone is here somewheres"-maddogg
"Can I stop digging this hole for you now Boss?"-Frank the owner
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to eat ALL the firecrackers!"-just me
"OK - HERES MY GRAVE . BURY ME !!"-ROSCOE
"A Hole in One!"-Wendy S.
"Mom!....uhhhh..hehe....I....uh..didn't see you coming." *gulp* "Ok, look, I'm sorry, but the neighbour's dog DARED me! She said I couldn't make it all the way to China."-Canis
"Hole?Ê What hole?"-Mark and Gwen
"Now, who's gonna help me drag that bone over here?"-Kenneth Martin
"'Where's the tresure Spot?' 'I told you, I'm a dog not a pirate'-rooby
"My basement is now ready for my doghous!"-anonymous
"Well.........it had to be dug!"-max
"How do I get ooutta here???"-Sandeetinke
"The devil made me dig this hole"-sfml96
"I swear, I didn't dig this hole!"-Mary Hollan
"I didn't dig a hole.Ê Really.Ê You gotta believe me.Ê You see.... this big dinosaur came through here.Ê It's a foot print.Ê I swear!"-Julie
"Hole? What hole?"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"I thought this is where you wanted to put the new tree!!!Ê You should have told me you changed you mind"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Now how dug up all my bones?!"-Lauren Eubanks
"I should call Digger's Hotline before I go any deeper..."-firelaw
"Hey, I needed some privacy!!!"-**kellie2**
"The cat did it!"-Bailie
"No, I don't see the ball!"-Mike
"I know that bone is around here somewhere?!?"-Brook R. Chelmo
"Did you see that thing fall from the sky?
Well, I sure did! Here's proof!Ê"- rosemary malicke
"Well, I ALMOST got to China, anyway!"-Merrie
"This WAS where you wanted the swimming pool, right?"-Sarah
"WELL, THEY TOLD ME I WAS DIGGING MYSELF
DEEPER INTO A HOLE, BUT THIS ONE STILL
LOOKS PRETTY SHALLOW TO ME."-DAMON BERNARDINI
"did you take my bone?"-relish
"After the nuclear blast, I had to hide SOMEWHERE!!!!!!"-Ben White
"What me?Ê Do you think this cute, loveable face could pull off something so bad.Ê Heavens, not me.Ê Look, see, I am innocent."-DawnT
"Look closer into my eyes, closer, closer.Ê Your falling asleep.Ê When I count to three you will do silly tricks like the ones you have taught me.Ê Now one, two, three..... That hypnotist book has paid off."-DawnT
oops, where is that bone I hid? I think I ate it after all..."-perro ediondo
"What! You maen I have to fill in my best hole ever!?!?! Not Fair. ( Whine ) Hey, you mean life isn't fair?!?!?! ( Double whine throw in a growl ) Well I'm not filling it in so hmmph."-Annonymous
"Nice form, and I give high marks for neatness... but, does this look big enough for an inground pool to you?"-W. L. Noble
"Hole? What hole?Ê No, I didn't dig... err, a I mean see a hole..."-warmellie
"I know I buried it somewhere around here!!"-cass
" know that bone is in here somewhere....."-Jessy
"Duh!!!!!!!! I'm stuck!!!"-queenie
"I've been chasing my tail...for days...now how do I get out of this hole?Ê Help!"-Susan Englehart
"Now Spot had bad gas before, but never this bad!"-Donnie
"It wasn't okay to dig here?ÊÊ Oh ooooo!"-ladyblue
"What can I say???? It's in my blood..."-elvis99
"OK, now I want the bone that will fit in this hole I dug!"-Ashbyn
"Don't make me stop now, I'm almost to China!!"-Rusty's mom
"You chase your tail around in a circle enough times, you tend
Êto wear a hole into the ground."-Elizabeth
"YAll I need now is some water and I'll have my own home-made pool and it's Party-time"-stellabella
"Ya right! That dig your way to China story is a big joke!"-lettymontana
"Is this really where I have to go when i get in trouble!"-Kyle Barton
"I thought I put my bone here...sorry!"-Regina & Ruby*
"Where am I?"-Skyrocket189
"Is this the bathroom? HEELLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!"-Skyrocket189
"oops, Hi mommy I was just digging..."-raga
"I thought that a doggie pool would go good right here."-Chris
"Dont just stand there looking. HELP ME MAN!!!"-Mikey Kid
"I dint see any bones!! Hey, wait, you were making that up, werent you?"-dogdude
"It was this big!!!"-Seth
"what are you looking at me for?"-Rome Smith
"I swear, I'll fill it in, just as soon as I "it".Ê I know I left it here somewhere!"-Teddy
"Look at me. Oh well, I guess I will fess up, I AM responsible for the crop circles in the UK. I was just here practicing in this dirt, and then you had to come on the scene and catch me."-Christopher
"That fart took me to the moon!!"-Matt
"I didn't do it????"-AnimalWare
"Boy! Talk about digging a hole for yourself!"-Joyce Goldenbaum
"yummy! my favorite! whats for dinner?"-PAigealize and Bethaliz!
"I really thought I had buried the bone here! I KNOW I buried that bone right next to the light!"-Sherthekid
"I can't believe I dug the whole thing!"-AriesMom
"The old stop 'n plop!"-Robbie
"I think somebody moved your slipper from here......."-Felicia
"Dang, I really dug myself into this one."-Weimielvr