Introducing Jax and Murphy - a 9 week old German Shepherd and a 2 1/2 year old Chow/Retriver from Landing, NJ.
"I see it... almost... it's stuck in the back molar. I think you're gonna need some floss."-JC
"Son...I really don't think this little act of ours is going to get us into the Sigfried & Roy show in VEGAS"-Aikiku Yamaguchi
"The answer to why the puppy was called "TOOTH PICK" was finally revealed."-Jabbawahckiem
"Oh my god, I told you that you would swallow my dog bone, now give it back
"-Jalopeno
"No, I can't really see where it goes after it goes in that tunnel"-ladyblue
"Hey - what's that smell? Steak? You had steak? I'm the puppy! Where's mine?"-Zak's mom
"Hey Do you see the big cat? Yup!
So i do have proof!"-lizzy l
"Heh! That was MY treat. Now, where did it go?"-Karen Rhoda
"Well Mr. Pooch, there seems to be a small cavity on the second tooth on the right...
NOW THAT WILL BE $400.00"-Lil BOW WOW
"Ok cough it up.Ê I know you took my bone!!!!!!"-$$CASH MONEY$$
"Ok you! shut your mouth or im gonna have to bite you!!"-WolfGurl
"You go ahead and retrieve it Spot. It looks like a Ghost or worse yet a
Cat!!"-Joy Windels
"Yup, looks like those tonsils are going to have to come out!"-Jill Kuhfuss
"so, what did so, what did you eat this morning?"-puppydog
"DON'T LIE TO ME....I KNOW YOU ATE THAT LAST MILKBONE"-Maggie Brown-Brady
"Yep! There it is! I knew you ate MY dog treat!"-Ben and Lily's Mom
"23...24...hmmm...yep...they're all there. You didn't leave any of your teeth in that guy's leg."-ÊBen and Lily's Mom
"Gee your face tastes terrific !!!"-Tammy
"You did!Ê You did!Ê You ate the cat!ÊÊ Did it really taste like chicken?Ê Ok, Ok, I will get the bone thats stuck, but I can't believe you ate the cat and lied about it.Ê Geesh!"-DawnT
"WHOA MY GOD!!! I FEEL FOR YOUR DENTISTS!!!"-ROSCOE
"Hmm... well, pal, it seems you have quite a cavity... wait a sec... is that chicken? So YOU'RE the one who stole it! That's MINE!"-Molly and Shelley
"Hey.......where's my ball?????"-littlegirl
Say Ahhhh!"-Deana
"ok! ok! I believe you that my nose WILL fit into your mouth!"-anonymous
"I don't like this world.Ê Can I climb back in?"-Rubyroo
"'Hmmm, I think you need a filling!"-Julie DeRienzo
"OK, OK!Ê I give up!"-Julie DeRienzo
"No, I can't see any light coming in through your ears!"-Karen
"Yup, your wisdom teeth are definitely impacted!"-Colleen Small
"Why'd you swallow my ball?"-Mary Hollan
"What's a tonsil look like?"-Mary Hollan
"No, I don't see the ball!"-Mike
"little dog: I told you to be careful.Why did you eat that chicken bone.honestly I dont know what I'm going to do with you.
bigdog: bbbbbbffffhhhhhhh iiyyuuu!"-anonymous
"Don't lie to me.Ê I know you have my toy."-brendogs@yahoo.com
"See I told ya, I - DON'T HAVE DA BALL"-mybrandywine
"Tsk tsk.... look at those gums. You haven't been brushing, have you?"-Canis
"I can see the cat in there al right,I now believe you!"-Perro ediondo
I'm lookin' I'm Lookin', I don't see your ball!!"-Mariann
"I know my ball is some where, Mom did you hide it because I didn't eat my vegtables?"-Mona Woodford
"I know you're hiding my steak somewhere."-HeatherY@smileyface.com
"Did you eat MY bone?"-Stephanie
"Okay, Okay, I KNOW you have some dinner left over in there !!!! GIMME GIMME !"-anonymous
"Open just a little wider.Ê Ah! there now I can see that cavity.Ê You will need a filling and no more sweets for you unless you brush afterwards."-ÊJazze and Malibu's Mum
"I am the "lion tamer"!Ê See I can put my head in his mouth and he won't hurt me!"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Okay, okay!! I promise to keep my mouth shut next time.Ê Let go, PLEEEAAASE!!!!!"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Open wider I can't quit see inside there, wait hold on,I can see my ball now."-uwgbgirl
"Open wiiiidddddeeeee!!!!!!!!"-weimielvr
"Hey! You ate it all!"-Suzette
"Those tonsils just have to come out."-MaryK
"Dog on Right: SO what do ya see down there? Dog on left: I see a tooth brush, half of a dog bone, a stuffed animal.Ê Man what do you eat for breakfast"-Buffy
"Oh I like it when you kiss me!"-Toby
"ut-oh.....I think I may be stuck....oh gezzzz.....not again!!!"-Êlildogtoo
"Bad breath in dogs!"-SJ
"Snack time!"-SJ
"AHA! I knew it! YOU had my milky bone!"-dogdude
"Yup, I can see Fluffy down here, but how are we going to get her out before our owner gets home?"-Rubyroo
"Hey, that was MY snack!"-genzo
"Woo-ee! When's the last time you brushed?"-genzo
"Are you sure the Lion DOESN'T bite the trainer's head off??"-carojane
"And you thought sticking your head in an alligator's mouth was dangerous! Ahhh, I live for adventure!!"-Sharon Dodd
"Let see, just a little bit of novacaine and we'll have this one filled in no time."-Susan Dawson
"Just a little bit closer, thats it, get your head in there a little farther.Ê You got it....No Mom I was not trying to eat the midget.Ê Honest!!! (caught in the act of dissappearing puppies)"-DawnT
"Help me Im stuck in a mouth and cant get out!!"-Callie
"Hello!!!!Ê Anyone in there?"-Tamm
"Yes, you have doggie breath."-Nanski
"Uh huh! just a little farther - ah yes, just as I suspected you have a cavity.Ê You will have to go to the dentist to have it filled
Oh no! not the dentist, can't you just pull it!!"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Yep, that one's got to come out!"-ladyblue
"Where did you put my toys?"-CC
Say ahh! I see it now,thats a very bad tooth you have there"-laura
"I can NOT believe you ate MY treat!"-OwnedByCollies
"Are you sure this is nessesary?ÊAbsolutley!Ê"-jordan schmidt
"ahhh i see,u have a severe case of puppy in your mouth"-anonymous
"Yep...your right! Breath is REAL bad!! Time to crack open the Scope!Ê Êpaws4fun
Are you sure you didn't eat my cupcake!?!?"-CocoPuff
"Remember,this is our little secret now, ok?"-Marcia
"Awwwww....C'mon.......gimme my bone back!!!!"-Matt Wahlstrand
"You DID to take my ball!!"-Nanski
"Nope...I don't see it.Ê Mom's never going to buy us another ball if you don't quit swallowing them."-Manderkins
"YEAH DOC, UM SEE THAT BIG HOLE ?YOUR BONE IS IN THERE DONT WORRY YOU CAN GO AND GET IT RIGHT AWAY..... AREN'T YOU GETTING HUNGRY ......GULP! GEE IT SURE IS A DOG-EAT-DOG-WORLD HERE."-TIFFANY
"Man mom!!!! How many times do I have to tell you I'm NOT a golden retriever?"-Amanda Kimbrell
"I don't see any cavities."-Lew Kyes
"Lew Kyes"-Betty Hamlin
"(little dog) "I'm telling you...there's just no chance of getting that ball out this way!"
(big dog thinks to himself) "Oh no...not this again!"-sfml96
"Hello down there anybody home?!"-boognb (Coop & Argyle's Mom!)
It's a Dog-Eat-Dog World!"-Jessica
"Yummy kitty!"-Lucas
"Wow dude!!!Ê Don't you floss??"-AZBarbara
"Cleaning teeth is a hobby for me, so hold still while I check for cavities"-Crys McD
"Hello down there anybody home"-sfml96
"Hey Mom! the vet was right!! No cavities!!"-Pupwalker