"Here is Krissy hard at work at the office! She is an 8 year old dachshund.
She comes to the the office to work hard every day!"
"workin' like the dog I am."-JoeC
"OH! what don't you understand I don't take shorthand."-maggawiggie
"What......You want a raise. look at my face, I'm really sorry, I just can't
afford a raise now."-anonymous
"The buck stops here!"-CJKapp
"Everybody gets a raise of 2 steak bonies and extra time off to chase cats,
squirrels, etc."-CJKapp
"i want thoes papers done by five or else your fired"-anonymous
"Dog: "what is your definition of success"-Susanne
"thank you, now would you please bring me my kibbles and bits"-Susanne
"They called me to step in for Bill after the Microsoft breakup."-Tom
Dutch
"Look at me, i can type on the computer. and order some stuff off
thepoop.com (with Human assistance that is)"-illestpitbullinasquirt
"I'm Bogged!! Is that lunch I smell?"-Tauntee
"Dog: How am I supposed to concentrate with him looking at me like that?!?
Person: It'll be okay."-Sarah Stidham
"Uh Sir! I think my computer just crashed. Does that mean its time for me to
go home?"-DawnT
"You slipped on WHAT in the break room?!!!"-Jane Ayers
"Oh how humiliating! Caught surfin' the porn websites again! Just what's a
wiener dog to do anyway???"-Mary Hollan
"Come On Guys, I trying to get some work done here. Cut the camras. Get them
out of here."-anonymous
"a dog's work is never done!"-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Well I'll be doggone! Congratulations...from K9 security to CEO in one
dog's lifetime."-CareDeBear
"mrs. poodle, wheere is my coffee that i asked you to get an hour ago! cant
anything go right in this place!"-kiwi
"Dog: I see we've been slacking on our work again. You know here at Poopco
Industries we only expect the best from our employies. So you jnow what I'm
going to give you? The big flush!
Human: Jack? Are you pretending to be the boss again? You know the last
time you fired Jimmy he started crying."-Lindsey
"Do you think it's easy running this company?"-ladyblue
"well !! what are you arf looking at ..my was hired for my looks not brains
..."-terry marshall
"I hate mondays..."-MamasBaby
"What's the problem? I'm sitting here taking care of my own business!"-Linda
"Now where did I put my speech? It's gotta be around here some where!"- Poopy#1
"Welcome to The Poop, how can I help you?"-Poo McFly
"Get your hands off me! Don't you see I've got lots of work to do?"-Bobbi C
"Don't hold me back, John...this must be said: size is not an issue."-Coco
"Pleeeeez, is it time to go home yet?"-CJKapp
"Hey Bill, I'm the REAL prez of microwoof!!!! so take your paws off me!!!!"perro ediondo
"If you want to keep that hand get it off of my desk!!"-littlegirl
"We all work like a dog around here!"-Loree LaMoureaux
"Ever felt like your boss holds you back?"-Gail Robson
"That's right! Take Your Dog To Work Day is coming soon -- so remember ..
take your pooch to work on June 23 and have him or her sit at your desk!"-cathy white
"CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING TO GET TO WORK! GO AWAY!"-ARI
"Hmm I got the job,now all I have to do is learn how to type."-$$CASH MONEY$$
"meet tecky, the poop's CEO..."-raga
"excuss me, but, do you think you are qualified to clean up after me? "-Mark D. Smith.
"I will eat your face... oh yes..."-Tammy
"Okay . . .what is it now ?? I'm really not in the mood for more complants
about the system . So , just say what you have to say and get out of my
office !"-b2b
"A dogs work is never done."-anonymous.
"Finally, a manager we can all look up to!!!!"-Allyson Garcia
"Great, only 30 years to retirement."-buttonsbeau
"Um Sir, the attorney for the Mr. Fluffy Cat called. I don't think we will
win this one. Looks like Rocky really had the cat by the tail. (See lasts
week's pic)"-DawnT
"Speak!" "Roll over!" "Good boy!" "Bring home the bacon!" hmmmph! humans!"-maddog
"Hey! I'm the boss here, take a coffee break its 10 AM."-Judy
"Sir, I think you need a manicure! There is dirt under your nails. OMG, is
that a booger?"- DawnT
"wait till he's gone I am going to trash the place like hes never seen
before!!!!"-Jay
"Get your hand off of me. I am trying to work."-Tammy
"The startled secretary flinched as her boss made yet another advance"-Ebeneezer Dave
"At last! Somebody who knows what they're doing!"Rhonda
"Ummm, er, uh, what am I supposed to do now?"-Amy S.
"The Principal's Office
"What do you, mean you hit the trainer with the lease because she wouldn't
give you doggie snacks!"-Heaven13
"It's been a rough day. I'm pooped."-anonymous
"Can't you see Iam busy? So what were you sayiny?"-Brandon driggs
"Thanks for the pat on the back sir!!! I worked hard on this project!!!!"-msdriggs
"Meet Woof Von Bone our new Vice President of the Dog Days of Summer
Department"-R.C. Smith
"let's see, looks like I've got everything I need here, oh miss would you
fetch me a bowl of water please?"-kookie
"Miss Smith, you may bring my coffee in now. Remember, 1 creamer and 2
sugars this time, not 2 creamers and 1 sugar!!"-heathergrey
