Here's Tessa, the "Reluctant Cheerleader" greyhound from Frankfort, KY.
"I better be getting paid for this!!!!!!"-Lindosa
"But Mom, not this type of dress"-Barbie
"Go Navy, Beat Army!"-Carol
" I thought there was going to be a race after this cheer!"-Sharon Stead
"Why am I wearing this?"-Mike
"How could you *do* this to me??? Don't I deserve more dignity???"-Anonymous
"And I thought chasing that fake rabbit was silly.......get a load of me now!"-Sharon Blair
"We're behind 56 to 0, 2 minutes left, but...but...I just know we can turn this game around!"-Kay Pee
"Go Greyhound. rah rah rah."-Anonymous
"How am I supposed to go out and give it my all with a wrinkly skirt??"-jonnie
"I can't believe my human put me in this. Those stupid creatures!"-Emily
"dog gon it we lost"-Missy's Mom
"Okay you guys, lets give three big cheers for all ex-racing greyhounds! Hipp, hipp, horay for the Greys!"-Freddie Wisser
"Well I have seen the same outfit on another dog on a box for that outfit."-Dawn
"Yur'all sposed to be cheerin' ME on!"-BKReeder
"ET - go home - you ain't got nothing on me! I am the next alien on this planet..."-Joan
"what'da ya mean, no enthusiasm? Blue's just not my color!"-Karen Goodenough
"If anyone else says anything about canine alien cheerleaders from the planet Poop I'm gonna..."-Rick Haywood
"Trick or Treat!"-Anonymous
"who volunteered me to be the team mascot?!"-Anonymous
"Give me a D Give me a O Give me a G What's that spell -- DOG!!!"-Karen K
"So whadda you lookin' at? Youz guys'd just be better off to fagehd aboud it!!!"-Glen Hodgins
"Come on now Daddy it's your 154th race. Let's see if you can come in a winner"-Tom Wisser
"GIMME A.....pillow!"-Paul McBride
"At least it's not as bad as the bunny ears they had on me at Easter time..."-Anonymous
"Good doG, they make me go out in PUBLIC in this get-up! Someone's expensive Italian shoes are going to PAY for this humiliation..."-Kim Gill
"Mom, I didn't make it as a Dallas Cowgirl... I got the blonde hair, but they want BIG boobs too!"-Vicki M.
"I've been demoted from the track team."-B.K. and Mabel
"YOU start the pyramid!"-Anonymous
"Hip, hip, horray Adopt another Greyhound today!"-Susan
" Give me an "A" Give me a "D" Give me an "O" Give me a "P" Give me a "T" What does that spell? "ADOPT" a Greyhound---- YEAH!!!!!!!!!!"-JL Fritsch
"So I have to wear this -- just stand there and NOT chase after the ball? What in it for me?"-Linda Traylor
"run run run fight fight fight gee i hope i look alright"-Amy Lee M
"2, 4, 6, 8 bunnies will give you a tummy ache"-Sabrina
"Mom, how do you do that? Mine always want to go in the same direction!!"-Rusty Stubblefield
"What do you mean? The captain of the football team is sick and won't be here tonight!".-Anonymous
"Take me to your leader before I start cheering!!!"-Kelly Brown
"Rah Rah my foot. Where's the sofa?"-Judith Spangenberg
"Roo, Roo, Sis Boom Roo!"-Pat Jeanschild
"No really! Tell me truthfully, does it make me look fat?"-Pat Jeanschild
"This isn't a bit funny. You better hide good when I get out of this. I'm going to have a little fun with you GRRRRRR!"-Doc
"Rah-rah-ree! Bite 'em in the knee!"-Bobbi Charnock
"Sisssss Boooooom Dammmmit! There are you happy now?"-Nancy in NJ
"Ok Greys, get out there and RUN RUN RUN.... first one across the finish line gets to go home with little ole me!!"-DJ
"Go, team, go...fight, team, fight...... (why
did my mommy make me wear this outfit tonight!!) Win, team, win... show
'em the road... (hurry, somebody kiss me so that I can turn into a toad!)
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y, victory, victory, that's our cry... (D-O-Y-O-U-"c" WHAT THIS
STUPID OUTFIT IS DOING TO ME?) Jump to the left...jump to the right...
(OK-that does it, I'm calling it a night!!)"-Cheryl Johnson and Rudy Roo
" Go Team! or Bricka Bracka, firecracka, siss boom bah Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah, "-Diana & James Grosskortenhaus
"Give me a second Mom, I can Roooooooooooo"-CheryB.
"Look girls...if I don't get a date for the prom your all in trouble!! NOW lets practice those splits!"-K-Dog
"Who says I can't be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader!"-Kansas & Flash
"GIVE ME A....,ah, screw it..."-John
"Take me to your team mascot"-Althea
"Oh GAWD! It's Ohio State. Do we hafta? Come on, you gotta be kiddin or something......tell me this is a joke...."-Anita in Ohio
"Mom, where's my Reeboks?"-Sunnie Plaisance
"William Wegman, eat your heart out!"-Sunnie Plaisance
"Mom! You shrunk my dress! All my legs don't reach
the floor anymore!"-Katie
"Feeling slighted after losing the 100-yard sprint to a brindle,
Katie retires from racing and tries her luck on the sidelines with the
other bitches."-Joanne
"Jane didn't like how her racing muzzle made her
break out with acne so
she joined a team where she can ROO ROO ROO all day."-JB
"Give me an "A", Give me a "R", Give me another "R",
Give me an
"A", Give me a "S", Give me another "S", Give me and
"E". Give me a
"D".. What's that spell?!"-Anonymous
"Don't laugh, this isn't the worst one they put me in!!"-Tara
"What do you mean the skirt is too short?"-Anonymous
"Ain't there some kinda law about dressing up us dogs in
humiliating outfits?"-Susie
"You've got to be kidding..."-rejohn
"Sheesh!! I hate when she wants to play dress-up!!"-Melissa Stanfield
"Ok. I'm ready to cheer. But don't expect any cartwheels!"-Jo-Ann
"Take me to your leader"-Sarah Myers
"Gimme a B! S! K! E! T!"-n.m.
"Mom sent me to school this way. I look good except ditch the
clothes. Rah, rah, rah go rabbits go."-Sherrie
"RAH!"-Critter
"This is my first game and I'm very excited Mom! Do I look
okay?
I feel like "Rudolph"."-Doulton
"But...but...but... I don't want to be the
cheerleader this
time!!! You always get to be the football player..."-Anonymous
"Rah, rah....sis boom ba...(yuck)"-Lynne Welte
"Eat your heart out Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!"-Sheila Maher
"Rah, Rah, Rah... are you happy now?"-Sheila Maher
"Does this dress make me look fat?"-Marian
" Oh God... here we go again. Every year it's the same
thing, dress me up, have a few beers, laugh. OK,OK,
already. Let's GO
BLUE...woof. Oh Geez... do I have to do the cartwheel thing too!"-Dan Reilly
"Just wait until I sink my teeth into that flashy thing.
We'll see
who's cute then."-Andrew1
"Ra Ra Shish Coom Ba! Ok, Ok, show's over. Nothin'
to see here.
I did my stuff, now LET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-Victoria
"Hey all you guys look at your girlfriend! Try to
picture your dog
in this and if you don't have a dog try to picture your ex girl/boyfriend
in this. Now isn't this picture funny?"-Kristi
" How am I supposed to run in this ridiculous thing?"-Chachachu
"I guess I forgot to wear them!"-Terre
"ready ok...give me a D...give me a O...give me a G...whats that
spell..Dog... go Dogs"-Champ
"I sure hope the boy's from the track, doesn't come by, and
catch
me dress like this."-John B.
"I hate doing these obedience school graduation
ceremonies"-jim
"Why do they make me do this? It's just a football game!
Just because their son is the quarterback on some team in the NFL doesn't
mean they have to go this nuts!!!!!! I bet their son is embarrassed. Well
I might as well try to get enthusiastic about it. Go Team. What's the use?!?!"-tailwagger 2000
"Maw... Spud will be here any minute, and I can't find my Nikes!"-Patty K
