Here's a collie/shepherd dog, Buffy. After a walk she put herself to
bed early!
"Why hasn't my human called yet to say she'll be home late?"-Joe Cool
"I'm warming the bed for you, you should thank me!!"-dogies
"Darn! I wish I had pulled the blind down last night! Just a
more minutes..."-Carol
"Now let me check off dig bones,eat, and ahh sleep from the
Things To Do Today For Dogs list."-Camille Frances Coco Sassano
"I don't want to get up- I'm too comfy and warm, so for the twentieth time
I'll press the 'snooze alarm'."-Olive Lucy
"YES!!! SATURDAY!! NO SCHOOL!! Now I can stay in bed for
another four hours!"-nina sassyfras
"SNOW DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-mommy mary
"I swear if you just stop making the room spin I will never
touch another drop of that Mad Dog again!!!!"-gr8enigma
"Not tonight dear, I have a headache!"-gr8enigma
"I should not have stayed at the bar so late!"-SiLlY
"Mom, will you tell me the story about the Dog who had too many bones?"-buffysells@aol.com
"Life is good!"-Anonymous
"Mom, It was that chilli dogs I ate, just let me sleep it off."-2dogmom
"Could you PLEASE turn out the light, I'm trying to get some
sleep here, I've had a busy day!!!"-Calvin & Willis' Mum, UK
"It's really cute. What kind of dog is it?"-Nawaal
"Daahlin...I want to be alone."-Dick Magnuson
"Isn't a dogs life grand-I love to snuggle dont wake me up,please"-Missy's Mom
"No, I think this pillow will be just fine. But, I'd move that cell phone!!!!!!"-mollie's mom
"Mr. Sandman... Bring me a dream... la la la la."-Chachachu
"ohh...SO tired..."-Canis
"Honey, call the office, tell them my flea collar has expired
and I can't come in!"-Dale
"Just ten more minutes, please."-MH
"I don't care if it is your side of the bed, I was here first!"-Rachel
"But ma! I don't want to go to school today!"-Lindsey
"Honey, I'm ready, When are you coming to bed"-Philman
"Who left the light on!! I'm trying to get some sleep."-Jazze and
Malibu's Mum
"I'm pooped out,need my rest"-tailsawaggen
"I worked all day and I'm kinda tired !! Go away , the light
is hurting my eyes !! Let me sleep !! PLEASE !!"-Nicole Necsefor
"Please, just 5 more minutes."-anonymous
"just got to get me an alarm clock with a snooze button."sassy
"Dog: I wonder what the humans are doing inside the dog
house?????"-Blake Cha
"Set the alarm for about noon"-Bobbi C
"Please leave me alone! I need to sleep! Oh, and please turn off the lamp!!
BYE!"-Sarah Brown
"Would you bring me some chicken soup, please. I think I have the flu."-shellie rogers
"Oh, its Monday again! I hate Mondays. I think I'll just stay
in bed today. I deserve a break."-Tillie
".....and don't bring me that bathroom water, I want kitchen
water!"-Jackie
"What! I thought i could get dog cookies here!!"-tmselli2
"I can't believe you woke me, oh i mean sorry about the carpet
in the hall but do you really have to bother me now?"-kayla
"shhhh...can't you see I'm trying to get some sleep here!!!"-ROgonefishing
"But Ma, I don't want to go to school!"-Lisa
"Where the hell is my husband? It's 1 am damnit!"-Kat
"I don't want to get up and go to work today!!!!!!!!Please, Mommy, read me a
bed time story before I go to sleep!"-scorpion
"I don't want to get up and go to work today!!!!!!!!"-Nancy
"I think there is some room for you behind me but not much you
should just sleep on you peopley bed tonight."-Aly
"Turn off that light!! A dog can't get any sleep around here."-chispito
"No wonder my humans don't let me sleep with them. I could
get use to this."-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Don't tell my humans that I sneak in for my afternoon nap.
They don't allow me to sleep in their bed, but what they don't know won't
hurt them."-Jazze and Malibu's Mum
"Ooooh - I don't feel so good..."-Jordan's Mom
"I prefer goose down, but this will do."-GreyPoop
"I'll take my breakfast in bed please..."-Shephanie R.
"Oh man leave me alone! Im too tired to do any work around
those kids. The pull to hard and thats
fin...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"-Kelly Martell
"I'm in the bed, honey, fetch it yourself!"-Robyn
"Sleeping in on my birthday is the best gift of all......."-Gwynedd
"Oh! Come-on Mom. Just a few more minutes."-Trish Tacey
"He he he he... Just WAIT until he gets back from the bathroom...!"-Brenna123
"Ugh! Go Away! I need my beauty sleep!"-Gemma
"Oh...... If only humans had it this good!!!!!"-Teresa
"Yes,Juice and toast would be nice. Thank you"-maryoquendo
"Will you read me a story?"-Natalie
"I need my beauty rest"-Judy
"I don't feeeel good"-Sheree
"Hey honey, how about a little breakfast!"-Jose
"Ok! I'm trying to sleep. Ummmm, could you turn out the lights and turn off the
blessed phone? How can I get some sleep around here?
S-s-s-nn-n-n-o-o-o-r-r-r-e-e-e!!!
Ok,...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz...."-dustypaws
"Ok, Charlie? I told you at least a hundred times that if I
don't get my beauty sleep, you would regret it. Well???? I TOLD YOU SO!!!!! Now I really am one!"-dustypaws
"After a long hard day of being cute...nothing is better than
snuggling up in a warm, cozy bed!"-Kristen Balckmann
"Just 5 minutes more, please! I'm way too comfortable to get
up right now!!!"-Ben and Lily's Mom
"Man, this electric blanket thing ROCKS!"-Jim
"I thought it was nice when my owners were away. right then I
was a free dog'but now i get to sleep on the bed any way so I guess having
an owner isn't so bad after all."-danielle
"After a long day of sniff-n- dirt and butts. My dog lays down
for a nice warm cat nap!! Then cases -em- when he awakens!"-Angela
"OK, SO THEY'RE GONE FOR THE DAY. IT'S REALLY TIRING
HAVING TO PLAY ALL THE TIME.... I DESERVE MY REST."-JACKIEGIRL
"IF ONLY THOSE INCONSIDERATE PUPS WOULD CALL WHEN THEY'RE
LATE, I MIGHT GET A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP."-JULIE BRYANT
"Just 5 more minutes. PLEASE!!!"-HannaB
"Would somebody please turn out the light!?"-Jamdan
"ok, now I'll be real quite and maybe he will think I'm his
wife."-Roxanne
"Im not getting out of this bed until you make up with Dan! .
. .I miss him soooooo much!"-Dan Milner
"Man I'm soooooooo tired!!!!"-Kyle
"Hey - who turned on the light?? Can't you see I'm sleeping?
The alarm doesn't go off for another hour yet!!"-Jo
"If you can't run with the big dogs..."-MP
