Here is Scrappy, a pekingese/chihuahua mix from Springfield, MO.
"After passing the Rorshak test, Petey gets a treat by
skimming through the "Hi-Lites" magazine."-Joe Cool
"See Spot run. Run, Spot, run. What is this junk?"-Becky
"...and all the little dogs lived happily ever after!"-Nancy S
"Doesn't my mom know that I am an advanced reader? This is
way too easy. Sigh."-Brenda
"ANOTHER TEXTBOOK!!! How about a swimsuit issue of a Sports
mag. C'mon, Mom, liven things up!"-Crissie Burke
"They can't think I am really reading this stuff...I only do
it to make them happy so I get them good doggies treats."-MyDogznMe
"Just as much fun as chasing cars, but I don't even have to
get up!"-Henry and Mabel's Mom
"ooooh oooh I just have to have that dress it'll look great at
the dogy ball."-J-man
"Dog:Hey! Watch what you say to me punk!
Clown in book:Come on! Bite me! I dare ya!"-Katie Markstein
"Is it recess yet?!"-Canis
"I only read it for the articles!"-Angela
"I really wish you would show me some cute French poodles
instead of these Labs !"-Elli R.
"I love to read. This is my favourite book "My Dog, Rosie",
after all it was written about me!!
Hey Wishbone! you're not the only dog who reads.
I know, I know, sound out the word! De al ma sh on. DALMATION!!!"-Jazze &
Malibu's Mum
"I gotta hurry up and learn to read so I can help my owners
check out all the poop on the tasty dog treat ads in the Sunday paper!!"-Navydog
"Look lady! I really DON'T need Hooked on Phonics! I can read
just fine thank you very much!"-Lindsey D
"it's a bone, no.. it's a cat, no...it's the mailman,
no...it's...Oh THE STRESS IS JUST
KILL'n ME!"-2dogmom
" '..and they lived happily ever after'. Now, tomorrow's
story is Fido Teaches his Master to Fetch his own Slippers"-Bobbi C
"TI see Milkbones!"-Anonymous
"Ugh, this baby book stuff is so dumb. How 'bout some Harry
Potter?!"-Julie Kaufman
"This is a truck. We do not chase trucks. Trucks are bad.
Trucks make us go squish."-marge
"You can DO IT Ginger...see this dog in this ad....she got
$5,000.00 for doing that!"-Shelley
"I see a fire hydrant...Now can we go outside already!"-Banks
"Readin' I like - it's the writin & 'rithmatic I can't seem to
get the hang of."-Janelle Swearingen
"what going to happen next i want to know.. this is an
awesome story.. lets read more into it."-Anonymous
"AARF, AARF, DO BUY THAT DOG FOOD!"-Sue S.
"Okay, chasing cars, bad! I think I got it now Doc!"-Lynerd
"The moral of the story is, you should give a dog bones for
treats on a daily basis..."-mom
"OK...you can turn the page now, thanks"-Trish Looke
"This new math is tough."-Grant
"New edition of playboy?"rocky
"Man is dogs best friend"-Aly
"RUN SPOT RUN!"-Chauncey
"Gee, I think I already read this book!"-Brenda
"...and the human barked and begged the dog to come see.
There was a fire in the barn. The human had saved the day again."-Aly
"I'd rather be at Taco Bell than studying for agility and
obedience at SMDTC school!!! Now where's that chalupa??"-Pam
"Dont know what all the squiggly little lines are but the
pictures are nice"-Missy's Mom
"Don't know much about history...don't know much about
biology...but I do kow...how to POOP on Mom & Dad's bed...what a wonderful
world it would be....."-Mac
"Well, I think Pamela Anderson looks much better with the
breast reduction...but her Poodle's new hairdo has GOT TO GO!"-Squiggles & Mom
"Man, this eye test is a cinch!!! Big bone, little bone -
Jussstttt give me one!!!"-Sheree
"Bark off dude,I'm reading!!"-Trivia Champion
"Are those little black things fleas??"-Lindsay
"Yes teacher you have my full attention...."-gerty
"I love the part about the BIG BAD W-O-O-OF!!!"-msdriggs
"Turn the page now...I'm done reading this one."-stellabella
"Sooo.... you're telling me I can't go to kindergarten? But I
can read!!!!!"-Kris Lemmon
"Jeez, I hope those little black things in that book arent fleas,Ive learned
enough about those!!"-Anonymous
"I wish these humans would learn to read by themselves. What
am I a storyteller or a DOG? "-Velvett37@aol.com
"hurry up, turn the page!!"-Parson
"I don't care what you see, I told you I see a bone..."-jk
"You can't make me, I'm not gunna, I don't want to read. I
told you I like the picutures."-me
"Looks like a taste morsel! Yummmm"-Joann Williams
"I love to read POOPLE Magazine!"-billc
