Here's Lydia, an Australian Shepherd from Virginia
"Hey, is that my ball under there?"-Alice
"I can't believe they are not only making me do this, but
they are taking my picture, too!"-Critter
"Look it's superman, no look it's a plane, naa it's a bird!
(it's one of those balancing birds on it's nose)"-Kristy
"Ah, Ah, Ahhhh....choooooo!"-Bev
"Ok birdy, this is how we'll catch that cat..."-Lisa
"The Sydney Examiner (Sydney Australia) - "Captured on film
for the first time ever!" Local resident, Helen Sheath, snapped this photo of her
dog, HERDER. As you can see, the very rare RAWHIDE BUTTERFLY (genus:
chewus flappus mothus) has landed on Herder's nose. The Rawhide Butterfly,
believed to be extinct before this photo, is the rarest insect in the
world. A live specimen is worth nearly $10,000,000.00! Unfortunately,
moments after this photo was taken, Herder ate the last known specimen on
the planet."-Mike
"Mom! Mom! Get this thing off my nose!! If I sit real
still, will it go away?"-Kathie Peters
" Hey I'm no landing pad--- buzz off or I'll sneeze"-Missy's Mom
"I'd like to see my master try this on her nose! Who says you
need hands."-Jax's Mom
"Hey! Who threw that?"-Bobbi Charnock
"Do I look like a runway?"-Pete
"I have been sitting with a tasty treat on my nose for 5
minutes! They had better let me have it on the count of three. 1.... 2........
3....... Okay, that's it! Someone's sofa leg is gonna pay!!!!!"-Victoria
"That poodle thinks she's sooo smart. I'll show her. OK, now
watch this, are you watching, camera ready??? Alright then, I...can
balance...this little..uh, uh, ut oh...whew... plastic toy... on my nose.
TADAH! Yes, yes, thank you, thank you. I hope you got a picture of that!
(Mumbling) I'll just show that poodle when she gets back from getting her
pretty nails done."-Lydia's Human
"The things I go through just to look young!"-Susie Wang
"Who said dogs don't look good with hood ornaments??"-Bufferoo
"Look! Up in the sky... it's a bird, it's a plane!!!!!!!!
Oh, no it's just somethin' on my nose."-Ally V
"A bird on the nose, is worth two in the bush!"-Jodi
"I am the acrobatic, balancing Aussie! Come see the wonder, in
person! But there is a fee: 2 smoked beef rawhide donuts, 1 flavored bone,
a package of frosty paws, and a 20 lb bag of pig ears MUST be brought to
see the spectacular event! I will attempt to make the Guinness Book of
world records for the longest held treat before devouring it!"-Stone
"This is ridiculous!! I am watching the birdie!!!"-S. Driggs
"And some people think dogs are dumb!"-Brittany
"You think this is easy, then you try it!"-Brittany
"Check out my nose!"-Kevin D'Cruz
"To move or not to move? That is the question."-Lesley
"Not "balance" the bird...Flip him the bird!!!"-Bryan Reeder
"Boy these contacts are great...that bird looks like he's right in front of me!!!"-John
" OH GAWDDDDD!!!!!!! I've been hunting with him for years, I
hope he don't miss THIS time!!!"-Little Bear
"When I was a pup, the sky fell on Chicken Licken!"-Normandy Boxers
"This trick: Piece of cake, if you are an Aussie!"-Melinda Mizell
"Carefully now, it's all in the art of balance and yoga."-Ratski
"30 more seconds and I can be on LETTERMAN... just 30 more seconds!!!"-Deanna
"When Trixie sunbathed she made certain to wear plenty of
sunscreen and a muzzle guard."-Brian
" ....that's right birdy. Fly this way. Tasty treat waiting
here for you.. Just a little closer..."-Anonymous
"I know, Mom. Stay!"-Sharon Blair
"Are you crispy or extra crispy?"-Charlie Ausbrooks
"OK Mom, now can I have the number of your plastic surgeon?
This "little" growth has gotten way out of hand..."-Diane
" Agility HELL, get this damn thing off my nose!!!".-Troy Wasson
"Woofy was sitting and barking and chewing on a bone, and it
pooped on his nose with one large bark. Now he is scared because he
thinks his bone has powers to move. Poor woofy!"-alienkid 12
"You better have a sirloin steak ready for me after this humiliation!"-Kay Cee
"Can I please put this down now? This is getting a
little old."-Courtney Carpenter
"Honest Mom... someone came along and just put this here...
YOU DON'T THINK THAT I WOULD TAKE THIS DO YOU?"-Kelli
