Here's Harley, from Chicago, Illinois.
"Look what I learned in yoga class today!"-Karen
"They went that-a-way........."-anonymous
"Jack waves his arms to give his human fair warning that the pile below is a
REAL smelly one."-Joe Cool
"I think you do the Macarena like this."-Ben and Lily's Mom
"He went that way, but when you find him don't tell him I told you!!!"-Jazze and Maulibu
"how did the macarana go again ?"-Don Nelson
"(No really, my paw is very sore. I can't go any farther."-Jazze and
Malibu's Mum
"Uhhh... the dog that crapped on your carpet? He went that-a-way!"-Ebeneezer Dave
"Ahhh, she went that way!"-2dogmom
"Umm, I didn't do it; the dog who did, went that way."-Tamara Arthurs
"YOGA DOG!"-Quaid
"My name you ask? Tripod of course!"-Jillian Gellam
"The cat went Thattaway!!!!"-Shelley Rabinowitz
"I didn't say there's trouble at the old barn! I said watch your step, the
cat puked over there."- Jim G.
"I am harnessing my chi!"-greys3
"Hey everybody!!!!! Let's do the Macerana!!!!!!"-Tammy
"Oh! Darling; Isn't he a DISH?!? "-TammyD
"Which way did he go?...He went thata way"-Laflongtime@juno.com
"Well, Let me see, the nearest firehydrant is that way."-maggawiggie
"Well folks....this is how it is......this is my yard and you better GET
OUT!!"-littlegirl
"No....a little to the right....just a little more, right there next to the
doghouse....
That's it! Perfect spot for my new hot tub!"-Milkdog
"Hey, I need to shake with someone!!!!"-goo
"I wish they would take that dumb picture already, how long do they think I
can stay like this! These humans will make us do just about anything to get
our picture with The Poop."-silly7328
"Oh, I'm flatterd! No, I did not win the award for the dog that can hold his
paw in the air highest wins contest, there was a great dane there who had
his paw 20 ft above mine, guess what, he won! ( say's everything w/ a
british accent). "-Smoochie
"Just tell me when!"-Anne Bass
"Oh look my owners tought me to shake hands, aren't I special!"-Lauren
"It's this way or no way!"-John Gilstrap
"Mom! Billy left one of his toy army men on the lawn again and I stepped on
it!"-Lindsey D.
"Do ya see where im pointing?good, well for your information that isn't
chocolate!"-Dana
"put your left foot in....put your left foot out...."Dana
"Don't make me give you the backhand, punk."-Andrew
"He took a burger off the grill and ran that way with it."-CJKapp
"The crimminal went that way."-canis
"Well, I thought he knew how to fetch!"- Susan Spreng
"Now stretch to the side and hold 1...2...."-Kat
"You put your left paw in, you take your left paw out and you shake it all
about..."-Border Terrier owner
"I prefer the fire hydrant on the right"-J. Fritsch
"Hey buddy, I've "been holding this pose" for about 1/2 and hour,
now if you don't just take the pictu...."-Lizy
"He went that way, I tell ya he did! Well go after him, don't just sit
there!!"-Lizzy
"So THIS is the Dancing Lotus position?"-jwb23834
"I'm waiting."-jo
"Alright, I'm ready for you to do my other paw now, and please, use red on
my nails this time, green just isn't my colour."-Smoochie the Pug
"Yes sir, your table is ready "-The Kat
"Pardon me, dear fellow. Would you happen to have any Grey Poop-On?"-Tina
"He went thatta way....."-JackieGirl
"Ball 4 ! Take your base.."-Daisy
"Put your left paw in, put your left out, put your left paw in and shack it
all about you the dogy pokie and you turn yourself around thats what it all
about!"-Buffy
"Ahhhhhh! Im STUCK."-Jack
"The guy you're looking for, uh, he went that-a-way."-stellabella
"Don't look at me I didnt do it the dog you want went that way."-staceyshiloh
"I'm learning proper "sitting manners" so I can sitat the table with my
humans for dinner"-barb
"HEY LOOK- I'm can do the "Macarena" dance!"-anonymous
"The Cat did it, he went that way!!!"-Tim Foster
"don't make me have to Karate chop you!"-Kel Kel
"I didn't dig in the garden maw! I didn't dig in the garden. I swear look
clean paws!"-Sandra
"Pretty ladies to my right please..."-Rubyroo
"mmmmmmmm......."Cailin
"Look mom I'm dooble jointed!"-Sammy
"So...you'll hang a left at the fire hydrent, then another immediate left
at the 3rd tree..."-boognb
"HEY MACARENA !"-BERNIE O'CONNELL
"Hey! Dang it! Why do they always have to take my picture when I'm tryin' to
do my business? Aw, man! Now I got it all over my paw!"-Sarah
"Okay, which way do I go?"-sally gay
"He went that away....."-bama39_2000
"If you think I'm going to eat that..."-Newman
"Duh!, They went That a way!!!"-Ruth Davis
"Oh go on! He did that! I would have never guessed Joe could pull that kind
of thing off!"-DawnT
"Oh...do go on."-Noelle Nasca The Pit Stop
"Ugh? I think he went that way......yep."-Jackie
"take that dish away, i wanted a steak."-kiwi_girl
"Now if you look to you left...... "-Mistina
"The nearest fire hydrant? Down the road and an the left... "-anon
"4 legs, brown fur and was about this tall..."-Ruth Page
"I am the king of woof town! you have to bow down to me!"-Cassie
"Honest, it wasn't me. It was him, over there!"-Laura Klemba
"He went thata <----- way!"-Jack Dempseys Mom
"Which way did he go?
He went that way...
Exit, stage right!"-Sal Murillo
"Put your LEFT paw in, Take your LEFT paw out......"-slaroc
"Right paw green, left paw ... Hey who ate the Twister mat? Oh wait, I think
I did."-Cathy
"And over here we have..."-Sarah
"No, No, No, Bruno I told you the cat went THAT way!"-Tony Di Bartolo
"I promise to be loyal, cross my heart and hope to die!"-Tarah
Schwartz
"this is a cute photo "-melissa
"My name is Walter, John E.Walter and I live in London, England. My owner
was princess Dianna until she died about a year ago. Now I live with my
buddies but I still have a pinch of royalty in me."-Megan
Spillers
"Nobody ever said yoga was easy!"-Dena
"uh, which way did he go, which way did he go?" -brandon
"No Sir not me!! A big dog did it and went thata way!"-Liz
"HE did it!!!!"-ACE
"L.A. OR BUST!!!"-HERB DERUNGS
"No problem! Turn right at the corner, go down the street 3 hydrants,it's
the big yellow house. Can't miss it."-Cyndie Rush
"Yo, Yo, Yo...what's up?"-Fifi
"The Feed Store? It's down the block and turn left at the yellow fire
hydrant. Then look for the big oak tree and hang a right. Go past the white
picket fence and the fru-fru poodle in the yard and it's one block left
right near the red fire hydrant."-Mary Hollan
"Ummmm I was wondering if well ummmm if you didn't mind that i ate that sock
that use to be over there?"-bob
"heyyyyyyyyyy macarena!!!!!!"-Kathleen Sender
"No-no-no, the new patio furniture goes on this side! And do be careful,
that's a new chintz fabric on those cushion..really!"-Bonnie_Smith
"Put the swimming pool over there, and the hot tub on the deck. Oh, and I'll
have my biscuit warmed slightly in the oven."-Poco
