Maggawiggie, Lady & Brandy from Brewster, NY
"Dr. Dolittle will see the next patient now"-Joe Cool
"I hope this goes well. I sure want the part in the movie.......Please call
me next. My paws are crossed......Uh, Neutar, I thought this was a talent
search, not a spay/neuter clinic. My name.....I forgot. You will have to
call him next."-DawnT
"Miss Maggawiggie!!! The Doctor will see you now."-maggawiggie
"Hey,take the picture already my fur is gettn'wrinkled.You know I have
better stuff to do then to sit here all day waiting for you to take the
damm picture.Yeah,Yeah take the picture already....hey girls,what's a picture?
Ahh!, keep your yap shut Sheep Dog!!"-Chris Acocella
"at least they have comfortable chairs at the vets!"-alison
"well doc seems we have all been having touble from the same neighborhood
bully...yeah he is a cat!"- marble-maggie
"Im sick of this hospittle. Just because my owner is a hypocondriact doesnt
mean i have to be one. I hear ya same hear"-Nichole
"You know what bob? im tired of waitng all this time.!!!!"-sam
"I really hope she does have a litter of ten this time around. There is not
enough hours in the day for 4 jobs."-Cheryl Ewart
"Everytime there's a special on perms...we have to wait!"-Regina,Ruby's mom
"Yes! And for a short time, you too, can have these fabolous looks for only
30 biscuts!"-Zak's mom
"What?! This is the spay and neuter clinic not the fast food waiting line?
What's a spay and neuter clinic?"-Mary Hollan
"Well,,,,, we're waiting for our beauty treatments!!!!!! I'll have a massage,
then I want to show off my new do.
(Furry One) Please could you snip a bit
off my face, it's hard to see in here.
(Mango, from Saturday Night Live, in the middle) Spank my butt, everyone
likes Mango!"-Skooter
"Ok we're all dressed up, when do we go to the park?'"-Suzy-Q
"Now Students, the lesson for today is
"how to get into the COOKIE closet"-Maggawiggie
"Will you two dogs to my left SMILE ALREADY ! my face is gonna freeze like
this. "-Maggawiggie
"YOU JUST DON'T MESS WITH THE FAMILY..."-Coop & Argyle's mom
"who's turn is it?"-perro ediondo
"I thought we where getting our hair cut... BUt, FOODS FIRST!!"- Beth:):)
"Spaying???, What's that?"-pam
"RUSTY:Hey Bob and Dan{dogs names,left 2 right,Bob,Dan,Rusty}we should
really come to the barber shop more often.
BOB and DAN:That's 4 sure!"-Melissa
"I hope the vet is making the decisions on my health care and not some evil
PMO."
"Right on, Joe Lieberdog."-ros krasny
"Whaddya mean we're out of cookies?"-stellabella
"Another Day at the Geriatric Home for Canine Super Heroes"-Bugman2000
"FiFi, I think she said you were next. i know how bad you need your hair
done this week so you can go first and take my place. I will wait for
Jacque to do my hair."-catman186
"Hey fellas...Here comes the lady with the cookies."-ladyblue
"Who's turn? My turn? I was here last. I'll wait. You can go ahead of me.
I'm in no hurry. Be my guest."-ladyblue
"You dont see US getting up!!"-qkid998
"I don't know about you two, but I hate these Beauty Salon waits."-anonymous
"I SURE HOPE THE SHOW STARTS SOON, WEVE BEEN SITTING HERE ALL DAY LONG
WAITING,WHERE IS THE WAITER BY THE WAY?"-THE BIG WOOF
"How much longer before our table is ready. We're starved!!!"-Sandra Ingamanson
"Marlene, Tootsie and Gertrude caught up on all of the latest gossip when
they ran into each other at the VET's office. Marlene and Gertrude had NO
idea that Tootsie just delivered a litter of 16! The father of the "kids"
is still a mystery though."-Kieran
"Did he say we're waiting to be neutered?"-Frank Helsell
"The doctor wants to do WHAT?"-westielover
"Now Students, the word for the day is
BONE, Yes, BONE, who can use it in a sentence"-Maggawiggie
"Hey, Hey!!! Over here!! When can you curl my ears?? And she wants here
nails done..."-ROSCOE
"girls' day at the salon "-2boxers/ annie Prather
"THE GOLDEN PUPS
Dog #1- (red scarf)-Oh Blanch I dont think this color suits me at all.
Dog #2-(middle one)- Your right Dorathie, it does not bring out your
wonderful eyes like your choker collar, to bad your not as beatifully
stunning as I. No one else I know can sit like this, without showin' their
nasty tummy roles. What do you think Rose?
Dog #3- What?
Dog #1-Moron! "-Emily, 15 year old dog lover
"So, did you hear who Muffy is sniffing? I can't stand that tramp. He's such
a dog."-Alexa
"Hey you two, whats wrong with your ears, you two scared or somthing, why
they up like that."-maggawiggie
"Like this is great, we get to sit on the leather chairs for a
picture..smile everyone...maybe we'll get some treats.
Yeah, but if we get on them any other time...Watch Out...we're in BIG TROUBLE.
Wish they'd make up their minds...on the chairs...off the
chairs...humans...go figure!"-Aunt Cruella
"And you're the final contestants on the
Dating Game...."-2 boxers
"When they said "cattle call," I assumed there were actual cattle involved
-- get me my agent!"-hennagrrl
"Middle dog- Hey these chairs aren't That bad! German Shep.- I gotta look good
for my picture! Old English- Oooooooh were getten our picture taken!"-Chargirl
"Don't we look good enough already????"-Diana
"Our agent did not say anything about the part in the new movie, being for
only Malamutes! We want to talk to the producer!!!!"-phoenix
"Why does the Vet always keep us waiting. Does he know how hard it is to
come here and look tough while waiting for a shot."-The Pug Gang
"Uh.. Me? I'm next? Are you sure? You know..."-Leah Thomas
"Prostate exam?"-anonymous
"Hey You! Whatcha lookin' at, huh?"-sneeze
"Ok now which one of you is the father?"-Deb
"Uh, I'll have a pina colada, I'll have a light beer and I'll have a red dog
beer, thanks"-Maggawiggie
"OK, Bachlorette #1, What would be the perfect first date: a ride in the
car? a walk in the park? or a swim in the lake?"-Maggawiggie
"Pstt... Look at that Girl over there talking about How her perfect date
went. If only she knew that man is married."-illestpitbullinasquirt
