"I think we're ready for WWF!!!!"-S. Driggs
"Daaa! What do I do george, what do I do? Da oops, sorry george!"-Al Co Holic
"Ly down... I'll hide you... she'll never find you here."-Anonymous
"Now it's my turn to sit on you and fart! Paybacks!!!"-Anonymous
"Never try breeding when you've only taught the pooch in the mirror."-Gangreen
"Hello Houston? We have a problem!!!"-Willie
"Ruff! Rong end! Roof!"-AJ
"Survey said????"-Strega
"Say uncle!!!"-Anonymous
"Phewweee! What is that smell? Oh,it's you. What are you doing up there anyway? Hey, I'd watch
what what came out of there if I were you!"-Kim V.
"Mom said "DOWN"!"-Gypsy & Lacey
"Ya sure we're doing this right?"-Nick Carter
"Boy does your butt stink! Get off me ya big oaf!"-Aaron Carter
"Scuse me!"-Anonymous
"Give it back or I'll give ya something to keep!"-Wolfie's Mom
"Dog on top: 1-2-3 (ding, ding, ding).Yes I win!
Dog on bottom: Ok, ok you win, now can you get your butt out of my face. Ahahahahaha what's that smell?
Dog on top: SORRY."-Heather
"Hey where is her head? It was here a minute ago!!!!"-turtlejed
"Ha ha! I farted on you!"-Mary
"I'll let you up, when I'm good and ready."-Debbie Stein
"I think someone spiked the water bowl."-Anonymous
"Mom said stay! I'm gonna sit here until you get it right."-Jenny Crabtree
"Spot: ahhh, much better!
Wrinkles: hmmm, what's that smell?
Spot: Ah! That's you under there? Sorry for flatulating on you!"-Katie & Sarah
"Til death do my butt and this head part!"-Tailwagger2000
"I hate it when he does this! His butt stinks too much."-Irish setter
"Come on honey... watch your breathing... only 9 more pups to go... breathhhheeee...push... OK relax!"-Mike
"You're just lucky that they docked your tail buddy!"-Bryan
"Spot & Maggie thought the class in "Therapeutic Canine Massage" would save their marriage... two
days after this photo was shot, Spot left Maggie for another bitch."-Julie
"I'd like to introduce you to my two dogs... YIN and YANG!"-Max Hunter
"Hey! Where did 'ya go?"-Charlie
"There may not be grass anywhere insight but you could have picked a better spot!"-Joanne
"Whoops! What's wrong here???"-Sue Schrock
"Man, this spot is lumpy!!"-Steve
"What do you think I am, a stool...."-Chris
"I knew he was big and dumb, but good grief, this is ridiculous!"-Boxer Queen
"I'm Beavis... You've Butthead!!!"-Cameron Reeder
"s this what they mean when they say "WRASSLING" down south?".-Greer
"Hey Bozo watch where you're parking!."-T. Wisser
"And I'm not letin' you up until you tell me where you buried our steak bones!"-Jo-Ann
"Hey... where'd ya go?"-Regina
"Hi Mom! Jake? Uh, no, I haven't seen him all morning..."-Kim McCary
"No, no I'm Hulk Hogan. You're the Undertaker."-Val Clark
"Sure is good to find out you are good for something."-Dixie Donato
"Dont' fart... PLEASE don't fart...anything but the Boxer fart..."-Joanne
"Come on, ref, I got him. Gimme that 3 count!"-Bobbi Charnock
"No, no, no... you've got to turn around the other way!!!"-George X.
"Okay, guys, DOG PILE!!!"-Susan D
"What are they doing? I don't think I want to know."-Don't Have One
"I think we are doing this backwards."-Dog Breeder
"But doggy style has got so boring..."-Sam
"Dog on ground: mmm honey, I think you're supposed to be facing the other direction.
Dog standing: But honey the book says you're supposed to like this"-Nathan